What is even bigger than an elephant?
A giant!What do you call an ant in space?
Cosmonants & Astronants!What do you call an ant from overseas?
Impartant!What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics!What is smaller than an ant’s dinner?
An ant’s mouth!
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