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LONGEVITYMarried men live longer than single men, butmarried men are a lot more willing to die.MEMORYAny married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.APPEARANCEMen wake up as...
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. Read in full at Philosophy and Mathematics...
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. Read in full at Philosophy & Mathematics...
Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb into a socket? A: One -- because men will screw anything. Permalink Electricity Mathematics...
Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department...
A college graduate applied for a job at the Central Intelligence Agency. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.As soon as the...
Darla had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went."Pretty good, I think," replied Darla, "but if I go to work there I won't get a vacation...
During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendly and mentioned that his mood improved every day because he was due...
You Work in Corporate America If Art involves a white board. You Work in Corporate America If Communication is something your group is having problems with. You Work in Corporate America If Free food left over from...
Spelling Joke 1 Please, ma''am! How do you spell ichael? The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael?" she asked. "No, ma am. I've written the M already." Spelling Joke 2 ...
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