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This morning my dad gave me soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast.I bet you were mad.Mad? I was foaming at the mouth! Read in full at Clean Breakfast...
Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking."What do you want for breakfast?" asked the mother."Shit, I want some fucking pancakes," said the first brother. The mother slapped him across the face."We...
Q. Why did the three little pigs decide to leave home?A. They thought their father was an awful boar. Read in full at Three Little Pigs...
A woman followed her husband to the public house. "How can you come here," she said, taking a sip of his pint of Guinness, "and drink that awful stuff?""Now!" he cried, "And you always said...
The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like to know two things: First: Why did you revolt? Second: How did you get out of your cell?"One of the...
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish.He told...
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can...
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in New York City. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables...
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful -- she had...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got...
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