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There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses. The police try to investigate further but they get no results....
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:The lawyer: “Did you actually see the accident?”The witness: “Yes, sir.”The lawyer: “How far away were you...
As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might...
In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company...
Two men got out of their cars after they collided at an intersection. One took a flask from his pocket and said to the other, "Here, maybe you'd like a nip to calm your nerves.""Thanks,"...
Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident:Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus.A man collided with a cow and completed the requested...
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of...
John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car accident.When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him anywhere. Very...
Two cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "why did you paint one side of your cab red and the other side blue?""Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how...
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two...
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