Posted on February 4th, 2008 in Uncategorized
A patient was at her doctor’s office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, “I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live.”The patient asked, “Oh doctor, what should I do?”The doctor replied, “Marry an accountant.”"Will that make me live longer?
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