Thousands of really hilarious jokes
A jeweller called the police station to report a robbery."You'll never believe what happened, Sergeant. A truck backed up to my store, the doors opened and an elephant came out. He broke my plate glass...
Two lawyers are in a bank, when armed robbers suddenly burst in. While severalof the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed...
Teacher: "Pedro, use 'deposit' in a sentence." Pedro: "Easy lang 'yon Ma'm, D' posit is leaking." Teacher: "No, no, no, you got it wrong, let me explain it to you further. You know .....BANK.....DEPOSIT..... see the relationship.... ...BANK .......DEPOSIT.....?" Pedro:...
A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a blankety-blank checking account" To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up...
A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."The banker said,...
My daughter called me at work to say I had received a call from "Josh" at the bank regarding my account.Returning the call to my bank, the operator asked what Josh's last name was. I...
I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and...
A young blonde college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad knowing how dumb his blonde...
A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around...
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because,...
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