Thousands of really hilarious jokes
A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmers yard. The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt. The old farmer said, "Sure you can hunt,...
A woman answered her front door and found two little boys standing there holding a list. "Lady," one of them explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop...
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl....
Two guys are out in the woods hiking.All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.The first guy gets his sneakers...
In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I...
Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster?A. The bear in Alaska because it's polar. Read in full at If a bear in Yosemite, and one...
A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant. A policeman sees the panda and tells...
Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball.After many long minutes of hacking at...
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river,...
Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster?A. The bear in Alaska because it's polar. Read in full at Bears...
Leave a reply to Bear Hunt