Posted on September 25th, 2006 in
Lawyer Jokes
Two drug dealers were brought before a judge on drug charges.
The judge said, “If, over the weekend, you persuade enough people to give up drugs, I’ll let you off.”
On Monday they returned to the court. The first man announced, “I convinced ten people to give up drugs.”
“Well done,” said the Judge. “And how did you do that?”
“I drew two circles, one big and one small. I told them that the big circle was their brain before drugs, and the smaller circle was their brains after drugs.”
“So what?” scoffed the second man. “I made 100 people stop using drugs.”
“A hundred?” exclaimed the Judge. “How?”
“I drew two circles,” he explained, “and said, “this little circle is your asshole before prison……..”
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