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Ann Landers challenged her readers to come up with the world's third-biggest lie -- right after "The check is in the mail" and "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you." Here is...
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they...
Examples of creativity provided by a 6th grade class during history tests:1. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much...
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Green, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Rodney, what's your problem?" Rodney answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and...
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Green, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Rodney, what's your problem?" Rodney answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam,...
Peter walked up to his teacher s desk, holding a report card with a big red F. "If I were you," said Peter, "I would change this while you still can.""Why is that?" asked the teacher. "Because...
There once was a scientist who studied frogs. One day, the scientist put the frog on the ground and told it to jump. The frog jumped four feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook,...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.The diver went below another 10...
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you're first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."...
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