Black Jokes One Liners

Black One liners: I’m not a racist, but….

If you are a black person reading this and feel offended and want to get back at those damn racist crackers, there’s a place to do this at White Jokes where you will find some more poorly written Racist Jokes.

Back to the black one liner jokes…

Black Joke One Liner 1
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

Black Joke One Liner 2
Q: How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?
A: Moved the trees closer together.

Black Joke One Liner 3
Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.

Black Joke One Liner 4
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.

Black Joke One Liner 5
Q: What did the black girl say while having sex?
A: Dad get off me your crushing my ciggies.

Black Joke One Liner 6
Q: What do u call a black priest?
A: Holy shit

Black Joke One Liner 7
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.

Black Joke One Liner 8
Q: What do you call 10,000 black people at the bottom of the sea?
A: A good start.

Black Joke One Liner 9
Q: What do you call 100 black guys buried from the neck down?
A: Afro Turf.

Black Joke One Liner 10
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.

Black Joke One Liner 11
Q: What do you call a barn full of blacks?
A: Farm equipment.

Black Joke One Liner 12
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.

Black Joke One Liner 13
Q: What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean?
A: An oil spill

Black Joke One Liner 14
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs

Black Joke One Liner 15
Q: What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A: A rotten banana

Black Joke One Liner 16
Q: What do you call Mike Tyson if he has no arms or legs?
A: Nigger, Nigger, Nigger!!!!

Black Joke One Liner 17
Q: What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
A: Stop laughing and reload

Black Joke One Liner 18
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpster’s stand for?
A: Black Family Inside

Black Joke One Liner 19
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.

Black Joke One Liner 20
Q: What was the only thing missing from the million man march? A. An auctioneer

Black Joke One Liner 21
Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
A: There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

Black Joke One Liner 22
Q: Why are black people like jelly beans?
A: No one likes the black ones.

Black Joke One Liner 23
Q: Why are black people so good at Basketball?
A: Cause all you have to do is RUN … SHOOT … and STEAL

Black Joke One Liner 24
Q: Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
A: Because it goes run nigger nigger run.

Black Joke One Liner 25
Q: Why do blacks bury their dead upside down?
A: To use them as bike racks.

Black Joke One Liner 26
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of Negro out of their mouths

Black Joke One Liner 27
Q: What did the white redneck say to his wife when she told him their black neighbors was coming over for Christmas?
A: So much for a white Christmas this year!

If you have a funny black one liner not above feel free to post it as a comment below.

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