Black Jokes One liners: I’m not a racist, but….
If you are a black person reading this and feel offended and want to get back at those damn racist crackers, there’s a place to do this at White Jokes where you will find some more poorly written Racist Jokes.
Back to the black one liner jokes…
Funny Black Jokes
Black Jokes One Liners 1
A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant.
It’s called Nacho Mama.
Black Jokes One Liners 2
Blacks took over Toys R us.
The renamed it to We B toys.
Black Jokes One Liners 3
Did you hear about Klu Klux Knievel?
He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller.
Black Jokes One Liners 4
Did you hear about the new black French restaurant?
It’s called Chez What.
Black Jokes One Liners 5
Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They’re going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.
Black Jokes One Liners 6
Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
Because every time the sergeant said: “Get down!” they stood up and started dancing.
Black Jokes One Liners 7
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
Black Jokes One Liners 8
How can you tell when a black as been on your computer?
It is not there.
Black Jokes One Liners 9
How did the black girl know her mother was on the rag?
Her brothers dick tasted funny.
Black Jokes One Liners 10
How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?
Moved the trees closer together.
Black Jokes One Liners 11
How did they invent break dancing?
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
Black Jokes One Liners 12
How do they say “fuck you” in Los Angeles?
Trust me.
Black Jokes One Liners 13
How do you get a black man out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Black Jokes One Liners 14
How do you get them down once they’re stuck?
Tell Mexican kids they’re pinatas.
Black Jokes One Liners 15
How do you keep black people out of your back yard?
Hang one in the front!!
Black Jokes One Liners 16
How do you know Adam and Eve weren’t black?
Ever try and take a rib from a black.
Black Jokes One Liners 17
How do you make a black nervous?
Take him to an auction.
Black Jokes One Liners 18
How do you start a black parade?
Roll a 40 down the street.
Black Jokes One Liners 19
How do you starve a black man?
Put his food stamps in his work boots.
Black Jokes One Liners 20
How do you stop a black baby from crying?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.
Black Jokes One Liners 21
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
Black Jokes One Liners 22
How many black people does it take to pave a road?
Depends on how heavy the roller is.
Black Jokes One Liners 23
How many black people does it take to single a roof?
Depends on how thin you slice um.
Black Jokes One Liners 24
How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?
None, it’s a woman’s job.
Black Jokes One Liners 25
Is it better to be born black or gay?
Black – because you don’t have to tell your folks.
Black Jokes One Liners 26
What did God say when he saw the first black person?
Oops, I burnt one!
Black Jokes One Liners 27
What did Lincoln say after his five day drunk?
I freed whom.
Black Jokes One Liners 28
What did the black girl say while having sex?
Dad get off me your crushing my ciggies.
Black Jokes One Liners 29
What did the black women get for getting an abortion?
Fat cash from crime stoppers.
Black Jokes One Liners 30
What did the white redneck say to his wife when she told him their black neighbors was coming over for Christmas?
So much for a white Christmas this year!
Black Jokes One Liners 31
What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit
Black Jokes One Liners 32
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Black Jokes One Liners 33
What do you call 10,000 black people at the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
Black Jokes One Liners 34
What do you call 100 black guys buried from the neck down?
Afro Turf.
Black Jokes One Liners 35
What do you call 4 blacks in a 57 chevy?
Blood vessel.
Black Jokes One Liners 36
What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
Antique farm equipment.
Black Jokes One Liners 37
What do you call a barn full of blacks?
Farm equipment.
Black Jokes One Liners 38
What do you call a black guys condom?
A duffel bag.
Black Jokes One Liners 39
What do you call a black man in a tree?
A branch manager.
Black Jokes One Liners 40
What do you call a black man in Thailand?
A tycoon.
Black Jokes One Liners 41
What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
Will the defendant please rise.
Black Jokes One Liners 42
What do you call a black person on birth-control?
Crime prevention.
Black Jokes One Liners 43
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A black and Decker pecker wrecker.
Black Jokes One Liners 44
What do you call a black test tube baby?
Janitor in a drum.
Black Jokes One Liners 45
What do you call a black with a new bike?
A thief.
Black Jokes One Liners 46
What do you call a black with a new caddie?
A better thief.
Black Jokes One Liners 47
What do you call a black with no arms?
Trustworthy.
Black Jokes One Liners 48
What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean?
An oil spill
Black Jokes One Liners 49
What do you call a pool full of black kids?
Cocoa puffs
Black Jokes One Liners 50
What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana
Black Jokes One Liners 51
What do you call an Negro with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick.
Black Jokes One Liners 52
What do you call Mike Tyson if he has no arms or legs?
Nigger, Nigger, Nigger!!!!
Black Jokes One Liners 53
What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?
The quarterback.
Black Jokes One Liners 54
What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10,000 black guys?
Warden.
Black Jokes One Liners 55
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload
Black Jokes One Liners 56
What do you get when you cross a black and a groundhog?
6 more weeks of basketball season.
Black Jokes One Liners 57
What do you get when you cross a black prostitute with a Chinese woman?
A broad that sucks shirts.
Black Jokes One Liners 58
What do you get when you cross an Eskimo with a black person?
A Snow-blower that Doesn’t work!
Black Jokes One Liners 59
What does a black person get for Christmas?
Your bike!!!
Black Jokes One Liners 60
What does an apple and a Negro have in common?
They both look soooo pretty hanging from a tree.
Black Jokes One Liners 61
What does the BFI on the dumpster’s stand for?
Black Family Inside
Black Jokes One Liners 62
What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black one steals your watch.
Black Jokes One Liners 63
What has six legs and goes: “Ho-de-do, ho-de-do, ho-de-do”?
Three blacks running for the elevator.
Black Jokes One Liners 64
What is black and has four legs and goes Hol De Doe, Hol De Doe?
Two blacks running for the elevator.
Black Jokes One Liners 65
What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
Black Jokes One Liners 66
What is white with a black asshole?
The A-Team
Black Jokes One Liners 67
What was the only thing missing from the million man march?
An auctioneer
Black Jokes One Liners 68
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Black Jokes One Liners 69
What’s black and white and red all over?
An interracial couple in a car wreck.
Black Jokes One Liners 70
What’s long, black and smelly?
The unemployment line.
Black Jokes One Liners 71
What’s the definition of black foreplay?
Don’t scream or I’ll kill you.
Black Jokes One Liners 72
What’s the definition of the word “Confusion”?
Father’s day in Harlem.
Black Jokes One Liners 73
What’s the definition of worthless?
A 7’2″ black man with a small prick, that can’t play basketball.
Black Jokes One Liners 74
What’s the difference between batman and a black-man?
Batman can go to the store with out robin.
Black Jokes One Liners 75
What’s the difference between shit and a black?
Eventually Shit turns white and stops stinking.
Black Jokes One Liners 76
What’s the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father’s day.
Black Jokes One Liners 77
What’s wrong with 5 blacks driving a Cadillac off of a cliff?
The car holds 6.
Black Jokes One Liners 78
When is the only time u concentrate on a black man.
Behind the eyepiece of your rifle.
Black Jokes One Liners 79
Who are the two most famous black women in history?
Aunt Jemima and Mutha Fucker.
Black Jokes One Liners 80
Who won the race down the tunnel, the black or the Pole?
The Pole because the black had to stop to write “motherfucker” on the wall.
Black Jokes One Liners 81
Why are aspirins white?
Because they work.
Black Jokes One Liners 82
Why are black guys eyes red after sex?
From the pepper spray.
Black Jokes One Liners 83
Why are black people like jelly beans?
No one likes the black ones.
Black Jokes One Liners 84
Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN … SHOOT … and STEAL
Black Jokes One Liners 85
Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee grows.
Black Jokes One Liners 86
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
Black Jokes One Liners 87
Why did God invent golf?
So white people could dress up like blacks.
Black Jokes One Liners 88
Why did God invent the climax?
So blacks would know when to stop fucking.
Black Jokes One Liners 89
Why did so many blacks get killed in the war?
When the Colonel yelled get down, they all got up and danced.
Black Jokes One Liners 90
Why do black people wear hats covering their face?
So the birds don’t shit on their lips.
Black Jokes One Liners 91
Why do black women where high heels?
So their knuckles don’t drag.
Black Jokes One Liners 92
Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
Because of the pubic hair on their heads.
Black Jokes One Liners 93
Why do blacks bury their dead upside down?
To use them as bike racks.
Black Jokes One Liners 94
Why do blacks keep their fly’s open?
In case they have to count to eleven.
Black Jokes One Liners 95
Why do blacks raise chickens?
To teach their kids how to walk.
Black Jokes One Liners 96
Why do blacks smell so bad?
So the blind can hate them too.
Black Jokes One Liners 97
Why do blacks wear white gloves?
So they don’t bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls.
Black Jokes One Liners 98
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Negro out of their mouths
Black Jokes One Liners 99
Why do you never hit a black on a bike?
Because it is probably your bike.
Black Jokes One Liners 100
Why don’t black kids jump on their beds?
Because they’ll stick to the Velcro on the ceiling.
Black Jokes One Liners 101
Why don’t blacks like blow jobs?
They don’t like any jobs.
Black Jokes One Liners 102
Why don’t blacks like Tylenol?
They have to pick cotton to get to them.
Black Jokes One Liners 103
Why is Stevie Wonder Smiling all the time?
He doesn’t know he’s black.
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4941 responses to Black Jokes
Guess u can’t read mr roper,I’m white nt black,whts entertaining in being racist,nd wht news is on here,ur just being racist,pple like u ar nt meant be existing,I bet ur existing cause ur mama was too poor to abort a good for nothing being like u
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hick
hey hill billy, least we can spell and use English properly… go cry to your dad/brother
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U hate urself
So Mr.Roper u claim to b white but u knw once u
get one dropoff black up in u u’s ah nigga…
Ur ancestors raped black slaves and fathered children
tht later in generation tht past for whit so now were u think u get
Tht fire tude from it ain’t the redneck side its the niggardly side and
U knw wht I knw u tried to commit suicide but u knw wht thy say
nigga nigga neva die all we do is multiply ….look at all the whites living
In a 2room dubble wide and. Its bout 10 mufuka’s living there so now u knw were
U came from u hate wht u dont understand and u dont understand urself cuz u did
ur research and saw tht pic of tht little light skined houseslave tht looks just like
The9 u got living wth u tht u call lazy and gud for nuthing)……lol
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Black Jokes
black jews
What suck about being a black jew? having to sit in the back of the oven.
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Mr roper am white nt black nd @ghostbuster ur right bout dis pervert,he claims to have lynched,killed,hanged,raped,beaten many black pple,keep dreaming roper,u can’(even hurt a 5yr old black child,the child would beat shit outta of ur redass,cause blacks ar strong pple
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James the Nigger.
Coon, you are not fooling anybody.
You can’t spell, you have 3 baby mama, and you are fuckin stupid.
James, we all know you ARE a no good 2 bit NIGGER !
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Ignorance in the form of mr roper
Ok, for one, if you look into history white people have never done much GOOD.
1400′s: Chinese treasure ships (yunks/junks) 7 times bigger than largest European vessel.
1500′s: white ppl begin to fuck up da world with colonization
1600′s: Slavery, imperialism, atheism, more dumb shit
1700′s: White ppl rebel against Britain even though Colonial America had highest living standard in the world,
1800′s: More imperialism, social Darwinism, scientific racism, racism in general, and a white dude get millions of ppl to go to hell cuz he convinced erbody dat we came from monkeys, Africa begins to be raped by Europe, black ppl inventions stolen by white BOYS (ain’t gonna call them kind of ppl men)
1900′s: folks begin to realize dat other races/ethnicities are superior, laws put in place to suppress other races, Black pride, holocaust, nuclear age, millions die in one week battles (ww1) AIDS, gay rights, crooked politicians, George H.W. Bush, Nixon, Assassinations, Charles Manson, made up diseases such as ADHD, and middle east unrest caused by Britain (do your research)
2000 to present: black pres. George Bush fucked up America (oh shit) congress (“educated white men”) can’t do shit, black people dominate athletics, followed by Hispanics and Jamaicans, and Africans,
Don’t tell me black ppl ain’t worth nothin, the world is fucked up today mainly cuz of white ppl. White folk ran da world for 600 years and look where we at.
I’d like to also say, I am Japanese Black and Filipino, I am not racist and I have several white friends cuz I know dat not everyone is a racist bastard, God don’t like dat stuff and dats why he gonna come back soon, I’m just lettin y’all know that if you gave one human being a chance to do something, put them in the right environment, anything can happen no matter the race,
Btw, I loved all these white jokes and redneck jokes:
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Black Jokes
It is true it is so true.
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Google Multi Regional Origin, niggers.
I didnt come from Nigeria. You did though.
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It hurt u that I’m white,there’s nothing special in being white,nd fuck out of dis site,dis site is just to make pple have a laugh nt racists speech frm dumb pple like u
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Either a Nigger or a Whigger.
James, if you are in fact white (or the nigger you are dreaming you were white), you just need to kill yourself and end it already.
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It hurts u that I’m white,there’s nothing special in being white,nd fuck out of dis site,dis site is just to make pple have a laugh nt racists speech frm dumb pple like u
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THE BLACK SIDE WONT LET HIM KILL HIS SELF.LMAO
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Snow Tires, Pirates, and TVs
What’s the difference between niggers and snow tires?
Snow tires don’t sing when they’re in chains.
So a black pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks where he got that and the parrot says Africa.
As I see a nigger running down the street with a TV, I stop to wonder if its mine. Then I remember mine is at home shining my shoes.
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Your stank mother gives a good dick shine…
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Ohh HERE’s all the people who give a shit about race! I knew I’d find them somewhere, hiding on the internet while the rest of the world lives their intelligent and multicultural lives. I can promise you this, ‘Roper’ and ‘Killer’, if I ever ran into you two on the street, I’d make you suck each other’s dicks. Cause that shit be funny, and me and my white, black and asian friends would all laugh and have a good time, and drink some Sake and Olde English. When the fuck will you people realize that basically the whole world knows by now that if you are racist, you are stupid. Ever wonder why when you start talking racist shit in front of your smarter friends, they stop laughing and act like they don’t know you. The Grand Wizard of the god damn KKK voted for Obama, you fucking retards. Racist jokes are funny because they’re jokes and the reason most black people laugh at black jokes and asians laugh at asian jokes is because they’re smart enough to understand this. Roper why don’t you take your rope, tie one end around your neck and with the other, lasso a passing train. I spit in the general direction of Seattle because of you. I’m white by the way
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Black Jokes
Im a nigerian black kid nd im proud..white fuckers clear off
Im frm nigeria,nd im tired of dis honkies talk shyt….luk at urselves??stop whites..nd 4 ur imformation in nigeria we dnt live in straws nd huts we live in nyc houses nd we do everything ya’ll do…we gat nyc cars and all..ya’ll whyte folks gat d same brains as patrick frm spongebob squarepants
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What the Hell Ghostbuster!!!!
Looks like we have yet another kid that was educated in an All Black School.
Sincerely, President Dennis
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