Black One liners: I’m not a racist, but….
If you are a black person reading this and feel offended and want to get back at those damn racist crackers, there’s a place to do this at White Jokes where you will find some more poorly written Racist Jokes.
Back to the black one liner jokes…
Black Joke One Liner 1
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
Black Joke One Liner 2
Q: How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?
A: Moved the trees closer together.
Black Joke One Liner 3
Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Black Joke One Liner 4
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
Black Joke One Liner 5
Q: What did the black girl say while having sex?
A: Dad get off me your crushing my ciggies.
Black Joke One Liner 6
Q: What do u call a black priest?
A: Holy shit
Black Joke One Liner 7
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Black Joke One Liner 8
Q: What do you call 10,000 black people at the bottom of the sea?
A: A good start.
Black Joke One Liner 9
Q: What do you call 100 black guys buried from the neck down?
A: Afro Turf.
Black Joke One Liner 10
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
Black Joke One Liner 11
Q: What do you call a barn full of blacks?
A: Farm equipment.
Black Joke One Liner 12
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
Black Joke One Liner 13
Q: What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
Black Joke One Liner 14
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs
Black Joke One Liner 15
Q: What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A: A rotten banana
Black Joke One Liner 16
Q: What do you call Mike Tyson if he has no arms or legs?
A: Nigger, Nigger, Nigger!!!!
Black Joke One Liner 17
Q: What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
A: Stop laughing and reload
Black Joke One Liner 18
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpster’s stand for?
A: Black Family Inside
Black Joke One Liner 19
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.
Black Joke One Liner 20
Q: What was the only thing missing from the million man march? A. An auctioneer
Black Joke One Liner 21
Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
A: There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Black Joke One Liner 22
Q: Why are black people like jelly beans?
A: No one likes the black ones.
Black Joke One Liner 23
Q: Why are black people so good at Basketball?
A: Cause all you have to do is RUN … SHOOT … and STEAL
Black Joke One Liner 24
Q: Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
A: Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
Black Joke One Liner 25
Q: Why do blacks bury their dead upside down?
A: To use them as bike racks.
Black Joke One Liner 26
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of Negro out of their mouths
Black Joke One Liner 27
Q: What did the white redneck say to his wife when she told him their black neighbors was coming over for Christmas?
A: So much for a white Christmas this year!
If you have a funny black one liner not above feel free to post it as a comment below.
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1180 responses to Black Jokes One Liners
What is the difference between a large pizza and a nigger?
The pizza can feed a family of five!
Ok look, the truth about niggers being “physically superior” to whites is true. And the worst thing is that this is white’s fault!
When they brought all those fucking slaves over here they choose the tallest,strongest, fastest ones. That is why all the weak ass ones are in Africa dying.
Oh yea before I forget, when should be only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are aiming at him!
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If more niggers keep fukin and mexicans keep comin cross the border we will have to change the flag from red, white,and blue to black, mexican,and white
40% minorities by 2020 unless something happens
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A black kid says that some white boys were picking because his dick was 6 inches long on him in his 3rd grade class and he asked his mom if it was because he was black and his mother said no honey its becuase your 21 years old.
White people have more down there.
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Some jokes are typos but some jokes on here are made by niggers because they arent funny and they arent spelled correctly.
The only reason they did this is because some one read a comment that said niggers cant spell or talk write.
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Q: why are black girls purses so big
A:they have to put there lip stick somewhere
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Q: whats the naacp stand for
A: N-niggers
A-across
A-america
C -causing
P-problems
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Q: what do u say if u wake up at mid night and you tv is floating
A: FREEZE NIGA!!!!!!
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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves…?
Raisin Brand.
Thats not a mean joke…btw…im not putting blacks down in any way…im just saying that in my opinion…blacks look like raisin brand when they play in the leaves…if white people where playing in the mud we would probably look like a pile of dog shit with corn in it…
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Whats long black and stink
the unemployment line
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Q. what do you call 4 black people laying in an orange blanket?
A. a kit kat bar
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****************My Jokes Are Always Halarious…. Usually.***********
It Had Been A Long, Drunken, Full Of Fun Night At A Club For Susan,
She Decided To Call It A Night, And Left For Home With A Black Man.
When They Got Home, Susan Stood In Front Of The Black Man And Says..
“Show Me That It’s True What They Say About Black Men…”
So The Black Man Stabs Her And Steals Her Purse.
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Q. Why do black people where those wide brim hats
A. So pigeons dont shit on there lip
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Q.Why are niggers so smelly
A.so black people can hate them too
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The joke is supposed to be….. Why do black people smell? So BLIND people can hate them too.
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Q. What does a hocky player and a niggeress have in commen?
A. they both change their pads evry 3 periods
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Q; what do u call a bunch of asshole black ppl who dont like black jokes and take the time to acctualy go on the site cus ther bored all day cus they dont hav a job to go too and all they do is talk about how barack obama is the black president (when evrybody knows hes fuckn half white) and they think ther so kool cus they they say white women like them?(wen white girls are acctualy scared to go out alone with one of u fuckers)
A; niggers
u say im a racist. but id rather be a racist then a rapist
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Q.whats a retarded gangster
A.someone who tags a chainlink fence
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Q.how come black people only have nightmares
A.because they killed the only one with a dream (martin luther king
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Q: HOW MANY BLACKS LIKE SPIDER MAN?
A: 1 AND THATS A SPIDER
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Q: Why do black people have big white coats
A: There playing hide and go seek
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAT NIGGER LISTENING TO AN I-POD?
A: TYREK LOL
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Q: WHY DONT BLACK PEOPLE LIKE TO TAKE ADVIL?
A: THEY DONT LIKE TO PIC THE COTTON OUT
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Q:WHY ARE MOST WHITE WOMEN BLOND?
A:BECAUSE THEY DONT LIKE THE COLOR BLACK AND NOT OLD ANOUGH FOR WHITE HAIR.
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Q:WHY IS THE WHITE MAN IN THE PARTY POUTING IN THE CORNER?
A: BECAUSE THE BLACKS ARE GRINDING THEIR GIRLS.
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What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ass!
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BUNCH OF SICK WHITE PEOPLE?
A: SPOILED MILK LOL
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Q: HOW DOES A NIGGER GET HIS FORTUNNE TOLD?
A: A PIECE OF CORNBREAD WITH A FOODSTAMP IN THE MIDDLE.
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YOOO SHOUT OUT TO MY NIKKA TYREK AND JOSE …. JUST MAKING SOME JOKES LOL
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Q: WHAT DO U CALL 500,000 WHIT PEOPLE JUMPING OUT A PLANE
A: SNOW
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Q: HOW ARE NIGGERS AND VENDING MACHINES ALIKE?
A: THEY BOTH DONT WORK AND THEY BOTH LIKE TO TAKE YOUR MONEY.
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A LITTLE MEXICAN KID?
A: A PARAGRAPH BECAUSE HE’S NOT QUITE AN ESSAY LOL
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Q: THERE IS A NIGGER CLIMBING THROUGH YOUR WINDOW AND ONE BREAKING THROUGH YOR FRONT DOOR, WHO DO YOU SHOOT FIRST?
A: NEITHER, THE ONE CARRIYNG YOUR TV!
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BUNCH OF WHITE PEOPLE IN A DOG PILE?
A: MASHED POTATOES LOL
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Q:Why are blacks so good at basketball?
A:Because it has the same motion of picking cotton
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Get an education, dont be a gang banger
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Wow u nigs, learn how to spell.
honky? snowman? wtf.
Dirty Stinking Apes!
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FUCK EVERY CRACKER AS CRACKER WHITE PERSON DAT THOUGHT DISS SHYT WAS FUNNY FUCKIN REDNECKZ DATZ WTF YUH R! (SPITZ IN ALL OF YALL FACES)
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jk. What’s with all the name calling. I hate this
A white person is just as good as a black person and atop all of this stuff ur saying. And yeah I am white !!!!!!!
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It’s as simple as it sounds black people suck !! Hahaha. Adam Auchinleck is a butt hole
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q)why do black people have such big dicks? a) cuz God felt sorry for putting pube’s on their heads
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Q: What do you do when you wake and see your t.v floating.
A: Turn the light on and shot the black guy
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Q: what would martin luther king be if he was white?
A: Alive
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What did God say when he made the second black person?
Damn I burnt another one
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Q: Why do black people have nightmares?
A: Cause we killed the only one that had a dream.
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how come all the jokes that black people tell have to do with crackers?, and you call whites unoriginal.
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Its all in good humor.. black people are awesome.
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Whats white and blue, and sits on my poarch?
Its my nigger and ill paint it any color i want.
gets me every time..
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hahaha black people.
well…
q:whats the worste part about being black and jewish?
a:you gotta sit in the back of the oven.
damn shame isnt it?
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You black people are so stupid! It aint our fault you bitches made such a bad name 4 yourselves. Look at all you oreos trying to say how we dont have lifes because all we do is write these little jokes on here. You niggers are doing the same thing! Im suprised you guys can aford a computer. You probably stole it anyways. And you little wanna be gangsters! “Im gona get my homies on you”, why dont you actually fight like a real man! Oh and think of something else, cracker and redneck are really getting old!
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What do you do when you see a black person with something new?
A: Call the police
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oh and yeah we are the same just better<3
and mabey some of us do steal but white beople do to
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fuck all of you stuck up white people and i am not racces my mom is white and my dad is black but we arethe same as you just a diffrent color and if i can get the fuck over it and i AM 13 then i think that all you guys can oh and yeh who the fuck is running our conrty now and we are not effended by this cuz just cuz you guys have no life and like to make dumma ass shit does not mean that we are bad people
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Q: What’s Long and hard on a black man
A: The Third grade
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what does a black person and a apple have in common
they both hang from trees
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why do black people hate country music?
cuz whenever they hear hoe down the think their sister just got shot!!!!
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This is NOT a “BLACK JOKE WEBSITE” as comment above suggested, this is a Free Funny Jokes website where ALL jokes are welcome and posted.
Check on the sidebar menu under racist jokes and you will find white/honky type jokes. I would prefer Black jokes on this page White jokes on this page http://www.free-funny-jokes.com/white-jokes.html.
And as Shitty (nice name mate) said, this site is for humour not outright racial hatred. It’s going both ways right now, if it gets any worse I’ll start deleting some of the comments above and clean up many more: a task I don’t particulalrly want, I personally find very few racist jokes funny (redneck jokes being an exception), if it wasn’t for the traffic I’d delete the lot.
The Joker (site owner and moderator)
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What did the little black boy get for his birthday……….My bike.
Easy up on the overly rude… Humour is one thing but hatin`s weak.
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What can a bench do that a black man can’t?
-Support a family!
What’s long and black?
-The unemployment line
Whats the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
-Bigfoot has actually been spotted!
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you dumb niggers, this is a BLACK JOKE WEBSITE so go find another site to post honkey jokes on, and as a matter of fact im happy to be a honkey unlike you stupid fucking waste of skin.
nigger interpratation: yo dawg leve dis shit alon, wez be chillin ova hur as honkeys an wez dontz need yo nigga assez
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Q:what do you call an ethieoptian with buck teeth?
A:a hoe
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Guys seriously Im white but I grew up with a black person in my family and he was like a brother to me….UNTIL MY FATHER SOLD HIM!!!
AHAHAHAHA
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Q: What do u call a black guy at a shooting range?
A: Target pratice
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Q: whats worst then being black?
A: A black jew, cause you have to sit in the back of the oven
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Q: Why do black people not go on free cruises?
A: There not going to fall for that one again
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Q: What’s faster than a black stealing your T.V.
A: His brother with the V.C.R.
LOLOLOLOL
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Q. what happens wen u put ur hand in a jar of jelly beans
A. The black ones steal your watch LMFAO
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Why are jelly beans alot like the world?
because every one hates the black ones.
Why dont sharks eat niggers?
because they thinks its whales crap.
What did god say when he saw the first nigger?
opps i burnt one.
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA niggger jokes are the shizzzzzzle in my big bum bizzzzzleeeeeeeeee
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Meaning of Pontiac
P-oor
O-ld
N-igger
T-hinks
I-ts
A
C-adelac
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What did god say when he made the first black person?
oops i burnt one
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Q: Whhat do you call two black guys in a sleeping bag?
A: TWIX!
Q: Have you ever heard about the black gut that went to college?
Re:no
A: me neither
Q:Whats the differance betweeen a black guy and a bench?
A: a bench can support a family
**Mexican jokes**
Q: how do you find the mexican population
A: Roll a nickel down the street
Q: how do you find the richest mexican?
A:Find the guy who got the quarter
***NO racist***
Q:How do you find a black guy in the dark?
A: make him smile
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I’m black and I think these jokes are funny as h*ll so all the other black ppl complaining shut the h*ll up
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fuk every1 hu is serious…..but i no its funny
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whats a black man in a picture???
the background!!!!!!!!!
whats a black man with no home????
normal!!!!
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How many black ppl does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can u count the light is out.
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WHAT DID ONE NIGGER SAY TO THE OTHER?
HEY…I’M A NIGGER.
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