Black One liners: I’m not a racist, but….
If you are a black person reading this and feel offended and want to get back at those damn racist crackers, there’s a place to do this at White Jokes where you will find some more poorly written Racist Jokes.
Back to the black one liner jokes…
Black Joke One Liner 1
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
Black Joke One Liner 2
Q: How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?
A: Moved the trees closer together.
Black Joke One Liner 3
Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Black Joke One Liner 4
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
Black Joke One Liner 5
Q: What did the black girl say while having sex?
A: Dad get off me your crushing my ciggies.
Black Joke One Liner 6
Q: What do u call a black priest?
A: Holy shit
Black Joke One Liner 7
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Black Joke One Liner 8
Q: What do you call 10,000 black people at the bottom of the sea?
A: A good start.
Black Joke One Liner 9
Q: What do you call 100 black guys buried from the neck down?
A: Afro Turf.
Black Joke One Liner 10
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
Black Joke One Liner 11
Q: What do you call a barn full of blacks?
A: Farm equipment.
Black Joke One Liner 12
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
Black Joke One Liner 13
Q: What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
Black Joke One Liner 14
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs
Black Joke One Liner 15
Q: What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A: A rotten banana
Black Joke One Liner 16
Q: What do you call Mike Tyson if he has no arms or legs?
A: Nigger, Nigger, Nigger!!!!
Black Joke One Liner 17
Q: What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
A: Stop laughing and reload
Black Joke One Liner 18
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpster’s stand for?
A: Black Family Inside
Black Joke One Liner 19
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.
Black Joke One Liner 20
Q: What was the only thing missing from the million man march? A. An auctioneer
Black Joke One Liner 21
Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
A: There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Black Joke One Liner 22
Q: Why are black people like jelly beans?
A: No one likes the black ones.
Black Joke One Liner 23
Q: Why are black people so good at Basketball?
A: Cause all you have to do is RUN … SHOOT … and STEAL
Black Joke One Liner 24
Q: Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
A: Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
Black Joke One Liner 25
Q: Why do blacks bury their dead upside down?
A: To use them as bike racks.
Black Joke One Liner 26
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of Negro out of their mouths
Black Joke One Liner 27
Q: What did the white redneck say to his wife when she told him their black neighbors was coming over for Christmas?
A: So much for a white Christmas this year!
If you have a funny black one liner not above feel free to post it as a comment below.
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1189 responses to Black Jokes One Liners
so ive been to all the black joke websites and never once seen these jokes anywhere.. my sis told me em…
Q–How can you save a nigger from drowning?
A–Get ur food off his head!
98% of blacks have had sex in the shower.. the other 2% havnt been to jail yet!
When blacks wear their pants low we call it Saggin’ now spell saggin backwards… We’re some sneaky crackers!
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Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.
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Q: How do you stop a black person from drowning. A: take your foot off his head.
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Q-if the world was a jacket, where would black ppl b livin
A-The Hood.
Q- why are black people so tall ?
a- cuz the Kneee-grows. ( negroes?)
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How to smell like a nigger
answer:rub baby powder and shit all over yourself
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What’s the difference between BigFoot & a hard working Nigger?
-BigFoot’s been spotted
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what do you call black kids playing in leaves?
…RAISIN BRAN!!! LOL DIS IS MA FAVE ONE AFTER DA NEXT ONE.
what’s long, black and sweaty?
…A WELFARE LINE!!!
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Q – Why do black guys where hats with straight brims?
A – So birds wont shit on their lips.
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Q. A black person has half of a face, what do you do?
A. Stop laughing and reload.
Your friend,
Little Johnny
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Q: Whats the diffrence between a black person and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q. Whats the most confusing day in Harlem?
A. Fathers day.
Q. Why do niggers wear wide brimed hats?
A. So birds don’t shit on there lips.
Q. How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
A. You don’t.
Q. Why are niggers dicks so big?
A. Because god fucked up on everything else on there body.
Q. A nigger and a spick are sitting in a car, whos driving?
A. The Cop.
Q. How long does it take for a black girl to take a shit?
A. 9 months.
Q. Whats the diffrence between a black guy and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes to jump on the trampoline.
Q. A black guy and a dog are dead in the road, whats the diffrence?
A. There are skid marks infront of the dog.
Q. If your TV starts to float what do you do?
A. Get your gun and say stop nigger.
Q. Why are niggers getting stronger?
A. TV’s are getting bigger.
Q. What do apples and Black people have in commen?
A. Both look good hanging on trees.
-Jew Joke-
Q. Whats the diffrence between a jew and a pizza?
A. A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
Otherwize stop making fun of black people! I had a black man that lived with me for a long time. We grew up togeather and became close friends. I didn’t get to see him alot becaues he was alwasy picking cotten in the feild. But i’ll never forget him, to bad my dad sold him.
*NOT RACIST* (I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!)
To all that are black. With out you we could not laugh, with out you the world would not be the same, it would be better. I hope none are offended by this, its not your choice and you are just as good as us. You need more respect then we give you. Forive us for our jokes. But we all know you would do the same if you were us
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Thanks for keeping us laughing!
Your Friend,
Little Johnny.
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these are jokes. meant to be funny…. though some are racist n some stupid, they’re just jokes. N if so many people have problems with this, why are you even on this website to begin with?
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To tim near the top of the posts, doing the moon joke, you fail
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Q. Two black guys jump off a cliff, who lands first?
A. WHO CARES
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Q. what do you cal 1000 black people in a plane to africa.
A. A GOOD START!
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Obama and his daughter were on a plane right and the pilot is sittin there just flyin to his hometown of iraq when all the sudden barack husain obama hijacks the plane and crashes it into the twin towers
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god asked adam if he wasnted a big dick or wanted to settle endorsement checks for a trillion dollars and adam said”well man i’d rather settle endorsment checks so i can make my life useful” he then asked eve if she wanted a big ass or a million dollars and she said”well with a big ass i can marry a rich white man and survive”
I AM IN THE KKK
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Why don’t Mexicans have barbiques?
Because the beans keep falling through the grill.
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How many people does it take to put up a light bulb?
Three. One Black guy to put it up and two white guys to hang him from it when he’s done.
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Crackers actually derived from back in the 1800- early 1900’s. Black people called whit people crackers, because the whites “cracked” the whip. So to some of us whites, when you call us a cracker, it gives us a sense of pride that we enslaved and controled so many people of colour. Not necessarily blacks, but blacks were the majority.
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what’s in common between black people and sperm? only one in a million actually work
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what do you call black people having sex? rape
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you know i got a black person in my family tree?
he’s hanging in my back yard
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what did god say when he made the first black person?
oops! i burnt one!
black people are the shit.
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Why crakers for white people does it mean anything?
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if you have an issue with these jokes, dont read them. duh.
i’m white and dont read white ones, because i dont get them. probably because i am who i am.
i have black friends who think these jokes are hilarious. it all depends.
if you know you’ll find them offensive, OBVIOUSLY, dont read them.
everyone laughs a little at racist/sexist/religious jokes at some point, untill it’s your own.
so uh, shut up.
knthnx. :]
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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 was a nigger.
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It’s funny how black people can’t make a funny joke about whites besides cracker, redneck, and honkey. We really don’t care about those names. We think its funny cause you are too dumb to spell correctly, and have no creativity to actually think up a good joke. Seriously, don’t take any of this shit seriously. We do it on the internet because most of us aren’t really racist, but it’s funny to see jokes like this. Think up your own white jokes, that are actually creative, and give me a link or something so I can laugh at my own race.
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let me say ty to all the black men breeding with the whites we never got to send you back home and welfare not working so now your breeding your race out i love it lest say 50 to 75 years from now your true black race will be gone lol you will be the other race are high yellow so tell me what do you think of that all you have to do is look around you lol
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Q:what do black people and sperm cell have in common?
A:one in a million work.
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Q.Why doesn’t the Nazi’s now how to cook
A:Because there oven’s are all filled up
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Q.Why doesn’t the Nazi’s now how to cook
A:Because thee oven’s are all filled up
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Q-Whats a nigger?
A- Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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Q-What do you call a black guy in underwear?
A- A shit stain
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Q-what do you call 900 black people beside the CN tower?
A- pubic hair
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and u white men tell ur women to quite callin us we kno they want tha dick but damn give us a break yall wives riding our dicks like a horse hhahahah
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now say something now I will eat u crackas wit mi soup and one mo thang I bet us black people could whoop yall crackas asses so wat now partna
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I’m not even gonna sink to yall level cause yall mad cause us black people are better than yall whites in every single way most athletes are black singers black inventors black so u dumb ass white son of a bitch ass crackas can suck my left nut yall just hatin cause yall centimeter peters and we have a 8 inch wrench and one mo thang our PRESIDENT IS BLACK HE MAY BE MIXED BUT WATS THE OUTSIDE COLOR HUH BLACK AND HIS DADDY and white girls are fake like their body and they flat ass matta fact they don’t have an ass they have a long back hahaha mutha fuckas
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Every black guy gets up in the mornin and puts on the same smelling stuff…oh yea……its SH!!!TTTT ahahahahaha jk jk i have a black frend he was like a bro to me and then my dad sold him…..
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Q. What’s white and fourteen inches long?
A. Absolutely nothing!
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jimbo james what type of fucking name is that? That sounds like a Mississippi 5th grade drop out, fucking your own sister country ass grand dragon living in the 1850’s, non spelling, BITCH!!!
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HEY MARLO!!i got the last lauph. cus ur fuckin name is marlo.ya fuckin queer! and hes half white. hes just a black robot that white ppl built so the black ppl wld shut the fuck up about black presedents.
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