Posted on November 20th, 2008 in
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Black Joke 1
You’re so black you went to night school and the teacher counted you absent.
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Black Joke 2
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
“Wow,” says the bartender “That is really something, where did you get it?”
“Africa,” says the parrot.
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Black Joke 3
It is hard being black.
We get the bad end of the deal with every sport.
Hockey your slapping a black puck around.
Pool you have a white ball trying to knock you in a hole.
The only thing we have is bowling, where you have a black ball trying to knock down a bunch of rednecks.
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257 responses to Black Jokes
Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sell drugs?
-ones a pharmacist and the others a drugdealer
Why do they put cotton in the tops of medication
bottles?
-To remind black people that they were cotton pickeres before they were drug dealers.
What do black people and apples have in common?
-They both look good hanging off trees.
Why were Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder always smiling?
-Because they didn’t know they were black.
What do black people and semen have in common?
-Only one in a million work.
Why couldn’t the blind black guy read?
-because he was black.
Why are black people so fast?
-All the slow ones are in jail.
What do you call a black guy having sex?
-Rape.
What happened to the black woman that had an abortion?
-Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars.
What do you call a black priest?
-Holy shit.
What word starts with “N” and ends with “R” that you never want to call a black person?
-Neighbor.
Do you remember the black family on the Jetsons?
No?
The future looks pretty good!
Whats the difference between a black jew and a white Jew?
-The black ones have to sit in the back of the gas chamber.
Whats the difference between an African kid and a pair of jeans?
-The jeans only have one fly on it.
Why don’t black people listen to country music?
-Because every time they hear the word ho-down, they think one of their sisters are dead.
Whats long and black?
-The unemployment line.
What do people and jelly beans have in common?
-Nobody likes the black ones.
What is the only positive thing about black people?
-HIV
Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
-A pizza can feed a family of four.
Whats the difference between a couch and a black guy?
-A couch can support a family of four.
What do tou call a white guy surrounded by 12 black guys?
-Coach
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i think black jokes are just SO hilarious
you guys, i need more black jokes 
we really do. im black, but i appreciate these jokes, i dont even care, i love em 
my white friends think im on crack, but i dont do drugs, and i dont shoot up places either. i love white ppl+ black ppl. i love jokes whether they are about yo momma or black people. all the dumb, sloppy broads who keep commenting on this page with the “dont be racist..or im fucking white suck my balls”..just STFU, i came here for black jokes not to hear you bitch whine and complain. thanks. im gunna go search yo momma jokes now, i suggest you do the same 
<3
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How can you tell when something’s dirty?
When it’s black
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y u gota b soo rasist i’m black and it iz very afensive
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ITS FUCK I BURNT ONE YOU COCK HEAD
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FUCK ALL U BLACK CUNTS IF U DONT LIKE WIGHT PPL FUCK OF HOME BNP 4 LIFE U BLACK TWATS
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Quit all your bitching niggas crakers chincs ros blacks whites yellows and pinks alright we fought about this in the earlier years and your ancestors fought for you and all youguys can do is bitch fuck y’all if you guys can’t handle this shit go back to the fucking grade
Fuck y’all
george the who gives a fuck what color he is Rouen
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I know they are jokes…but some of these are just too rascist. It’s disrespectful. I’m black, and I’m very offended by what everyone is saying about all the races. The N**** word is makin me Mad.
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Black people are the scum of the earth, natures mistake. its an evolutionary provable fact the black man is vastley inferior to the white man. No racism needs to become involved.
Before the white man’s influence on black communities they did not even have a sewage system which is regarded to be the first/second step in an advancing civilisation.
The did not even change over thousands of years.
The black man should be chained up and made to work for free as labour for the white man. black people are Parasites.
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white trash ppl worst race around. They think they are ontop by being lazy and thinking they are better.
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uhmm, i’m a white woman and in my opinion i find black mens penis’ utterly disgusting, and the way they type is inccredibly obnoxious.
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oi… you stupid miggers your a fucking problem… youre all fuking dumb. here in australia, abos are going on about how its so hard to fit in with society and go to school…fuck off go get a job… damn shame our government gives em all 30 graand a year and pays them to go to school…i reckon its only coz hes a bit f a pussy and if he didnt all you corupt black cunts would kill him. and then niggers go on about how its hard to get a job coz they dont have an education…its a whole loop… face it, your good for nothing pieces of shit… the only reason you got big dicks is coz god was sorry for putting fucking pubes on your head… your all dickheads… go fuck yourselves… and the black cunts that say it IS hard for them to fit in… go jump, youve hand hundreds of years to adapt so get a fucking life.
now i got that outta my system heres a few jokes~
~JOKES~
5 niggers drive a cadillac of a bridge… whats sad about this story? a adillac can seat 6 niggers’
1 nigger on the moon= problem
2 niggers on the moon= even bigger problem
all the niggers on the moon= problem solved
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White ppl always gota thnk they tha best out of everybody thats why yall got small cocks and look trashy…tha only person that wants to actualy hav a relationship with a white person is another white person…u inbreedin cracker small dik havn bitch…noone likes white ppl just get used to it…dark skin is way bettr then white every white grl look like a freekn ghost… White trash pussys…leace the fkin blak ppl alone if i wasnt spanish i would rather be black…
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ok so im half aboriginal, and i get why some people have problems with them personally i do too at times, but if you look around im sure you will see that you’ve probably had problems with people in you own race aswell so stop throwing these abusive race comments around cause at the end of the day it really doesnt matter what race you are, its what kind of person you are.
xx
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what do you call a black guy in church
holy shit
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Thats sooooooo dumb.
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wat did god say when he made the first black person?
… shoot i burnt one
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Why is basketball a black man’s favorite sport?
So he can steal, shoot, and run
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Jesus everyone calm down. It just a fucking joke
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What is a Mexican’s favorite sport?
The high jump.
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stop ya fukin bitchin
wat do u call a frozen nigga.
stiff shit.
wat do u call a nigga on a waterslide.
seurage.
wat do ya call a nigga stuck between 2 rocks/
choc wedge.
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KEEP IT ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE BITCH I WILL BET U DOWN WIT MY BIG BLACK DICK WEAK ASS BITCH
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Dear Illiterate Peoples,
The saddest thing I can truly think of is that you are all so very uneducated. It is proven that uneducated young teenagers or adults whether they be, male, female, black, white, brown or even purple are truly worse off in this world, this is also the reason you may be looked down upon. First complete grade school, second, learn to be punctual and use proper grammar, third, do not speak of the things in which you are unable to understand or comprehend without bias opinion. Also, if you’re black and live in America, be happy, you suffer absolutely no pain in comparison to the Africans of Africa, go and live a day in their shoes. I doubt you would ever complain again.
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yo neck so black u tried to run from the cop all they saw was yo head floating
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OKAY SO YEAH US WHITE FOLK CAN’T STAND YOU NIGGERS. AND GO AHEAD KEEP CHANTING ITS YOUR FUCKING SKIN COLOR ALL YOU WANT.(IM ALSO TALKING TO YOU WIGGERS OUT THERE) AFTER READING THIS COMMENTS POST I GOTTA SAY YOU THAT YOU DUMB NIGGERS POSTS HAVE MADE LAUGH THE HARDEST BECAUSE HOW FUCKING RETARDED YOU SOUND, OH AND GREAT GRAMMAR “DOG’S”. ANYWAY, YOU MAKE YOUR OWN DEMISE, ONLY A FUCKING NIGGER WOULD COME TO A NIGGER JOKE SIGHT AND TRY TO TALK TRASH(JUST GOT TO BE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE) , I CAN’T SAY I’VE EVER BEEN TO AN OBAMA SIGHT AND TRY ARGUING WITH THE ANTI-AMERICAN PUSSY GUCCI GLASSES WEARING FAGS OVER WHY OBAMA IS A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT. OH AND IM SORRY YOU DUMB NIGGERS DIDNT GET A HANDOUT FROM YOUR HOMEBOY THATS RUNNING THE COUNTRY; IT’S CALLED PUBLICITY AND OBAMA WON’T RUIN HIS PUBLICITY BECAUSE HE DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT FOR ANYONE (INCLUDING HIS FELLOW COONS) HE CARES ABOUT BARACK OBAMA. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’D DO WITH TEN MILLION DOLLARS NIGGA’S, I DON’T NEED TO BECAUSE MIKE TYSON, RICK JAMES, AND MICHEAL JACKSON ALL LEAD BY EXAMPLE. DON’T FORGET TO GO BY SOMETHING SHINY AFTER YOU READ THIS. FUCK YOUR STUPID BLACK ASSES, COME FIND ME AND BUST A CAP
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WOW Niggers and black people are diiferent. and yall white folk are no better than us. you guys ae the ones tht were imature by making us do all the work. you guys are the ones who are all the pussys that cant handle ANYTHING. yall always go running for help. expeshally wen its going to take had work to complete it
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ummmmmm we can handle shit you fucking niggers not black people out there acutaly making a living i respect thos guys but you niggers who think just because your black you can shoot the place up can go eqt some fuckin fried chicken MEN dont use guns but niggers do you do the math!
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KEEP IT REAL CRACKER ASS CRACKERS TALK SHIT FAR AWAY FROM ANY BLACK I BET FRIST BLACK U SEE U SAYN HI AND SMILEIN BECAUSE U EVER SAY THA N WORD AROUND ANY BLACK U KNOW YO ASS IS BEAT HAW HAW!AND U REALLY MAD BECAUSE ME AND MY GOONS FUCK THA BRAKES OFF THESE WHITE HOES DICK SIZE MATTERS SON AND WHITES HOES TELL ME DATS WHY THEY LOVE SOME CHOC SO BOW DOWN TO DA BLACK FIST BITCH!!!!!!!!!
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Wow. Go read a redneck joke. Might make y’all feel better! Lol!
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Sorry use are very racist and some people get offended very quickly, seriously grow up , Go find something better to do. Low life people
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I’m pretty sure Spain brought all the Black people to America. Then we just had to take over. Your lucky to be in America. You could be like your descendants from Africa starving with no shelter or clean water. You have your month, your rights, and your welfare. Let us the WHITE people have some fun that you took away because of your “feelings.” Also I love how the Black community can say “Nigga” but white people cannot. Quit moaning and groaning about harmless jokes. There’s white jokes go read them. We have our jokes you have yours. Thank you and have a great day.
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No One has good grammer at all on this site you all suck.except for that guy with the truth about Obama.
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ok, first of all, im not black, but this is the internet dumb ass, u dont have to show off ur “perfect” spelling, i have perfect spelling, but on the internet, its a shortcut. btw, obama is a piece of crap, who is getting denied presidency in less than 2 months. he is not actually legal in this country, he was snuck in by his whore mother when he was a baby
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Im not racist but i still think these jokes are funny, they aren’t mean to be serious
Person 1:Did u hear about the black man that went to collage
Person 2: No
Person 1: niether did i
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HAY IM WHITE BUT I GOT NIGGERS IN MY FAMILY TREE AND THERE STILL HANGIN THERE.
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okay i am black and i don’t give a crap about racism but that was a funny joke no lie lol good one.
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everyone needs to chill… no one should be mad at the jokes or others reading them it is the ppl writting them that any grudge should be held against. no matter color of skin, hair, or eyes. we are all ppl and have all the same feelings and moral beliefs. No one did anything to anybody cause we are here in today’s world not the 1800s everyones ancestors are dead and we are here now not to disagree to work together to manage not to fight. who cares what makes ppl laugh… care about how you make ppl laugh. peace
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hay i like your style do u suck nigger dick for a living. cuz u sure are suckin up emely. ps. can i have ur number.
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Q: What do you call 10,000 black people on a boat back to Africa?
A: Good start
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bitch go suck a dick
Why shouldn’t play with a white person hide and seek in the snow
they fucking blind in wtih the fuckiing snow fuck yu and ur black jokes
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why dont they let nigger kids play in sand box’s
all the cats try to cover them
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there are two rednecks in a truck and they decide to go nigger hunting and the rules are if they spot a lonely nigger they have to hit him with the door well they get two or three then they see a white priest and they tell him he has to ride in the back so he does while going down the road they spot another lonely nigger and one says to the other “look a lonely nigger” “i aint gonna hit him with the father in the back” “ok we will spook him” they jump the curb and barely miss him suddenly they hear SMACK!!!!! THUNK!!! and out of the back of the truck the priest says “yall almost missed him its alright though i caught him with the gas can!!”
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I’m only a fan of clever racist jokes; most on this site are lame, having been in circulation since the 1920’s.
…but here’s a classic:
Q: How many niggers does it take to tar a roof?
A: Only one, if you spread him really thin.
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Y’all need two stop writing these jokes racist muthafuckas
Bye bitches!!!!
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am i the only black person that loves black jokes?
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LOOOOL i do! there soo joke! :L
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oh my. guys guys guys. obviously not every sensible white person hates black people. Every white person i know loves me. my mom is also white.(Also..white people shoot people too, not just black people) thats why i dont give a shit if anyone says nigger, because its just a word.
i love black jokes, i love white people, and black people. And BTW 
i dont wanna look up white jokes because black jokes aree waaay funnier. why cant we all be Green?
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shut the heelll up you r not shit
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Q. what do u call two blacks in a sleeping bag?
A.Twix
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im punjabi n im fuckin proud to be wat i am
also i got black friends n shit but it dont mean that im always going to support black ppl….i just happen to have a black card….n all da mexicans and white ppl n shit r just fuckin damn jealous but they can never be like me or ma black ppl.
damn we r da beast…nigga we gonna rule da world
hell to da yess!!! dont hate cuz u cant imitate.
peace ma niggas.
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this is fucking stupid
Q:wat do u call a 100 black guys swimming at the y
A:coco puffs
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wow its so funny when neggers get pist because you call them a nigger but when they are hangin with theyr freinds i swear you will hear the word nigger at leat like ten times in a sentence. i know that that is a common racial argument but i think its hilarious. oh ya and learn how to fucking write you damn coons. there is a difference between blacks and niggers i believe that every race has its unwanted people theyrs black ppl and theyrs niggers theres mexicans and theyrs beaners theyrs whites and white trash. niggers go back to africa beaners go back to mexico and you white trash go get a fucking GED
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QUIT LOOKING UP FUCKING RACIST JOKES IF YOU ARE BLACK!!! YOU ARE FUCKING ALL PUSSYS, you say how much you hate this shit, okay then quit fucking looking at it you black pieces of shit
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um exscues me!!!! um impretty sure im not da only black person who appreciated diz comment now wut u said about black piece of shit now dats races uu dumb b****!
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yeah agree
Q:why did the baby black kid think he was melting
A:he had diarea
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you guys are LOW! If you have any respect for other races you would stop being so semetic and try to come together. RACIST JOKES LIKE THIS SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IT’S AN UNDERCOVER FORM OF HATRED and it appalling. Someones race helps define who they are so jokes like these are intended to bring others down. “CAN’T YOU SEE
THIS IS JUST ANOTHER AMERICAN COP-OUT FOR PULLING RACES APART”. America will never rise if were always falling. What happen to a “UNTIED NATION” were no matter where you came from you were given diginty,love and RESPECT.
LOOK OUTSIDE THE STEREOTYPE AND USE THE GREATEST GIFT TO ALL MANKIND YOUR MIND!
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shut the hell up its jus kiddin around
Q:wat is the most confusing holiday for black mothers
A:fathers day
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im part black >.> i dont find it racist at all.
the jokes themselves are halarious.
the only racist prart is people who are old fashioned or “relegious”. i.e. : “you stupid niggers pieces of shit” .
1.im part black and take it from me. black people offended by jokes like these… grow up… its comedy.l losen up.. you shouldnt laugh of other people if you cant laugh at yourself.
2. its only racist if you cross the line. i.e.
Not Racist
person 1: *tells chinese joke/black joke/ect.
person 2: haha thats so true
Racist
person 1: *tells chinese joke/black joke/ect.
person 2: yeah those stupid fucking chinks/niggers/ect.s
3. the only thing more anoying than an ignorantt racist is a fucking square bitching about anti-racism and “togetherness” …either your black and are offended or gay.. or both… n__n lighten up.. like i just did =D if you can’t make fun of yourself then dont make fun of anyone else. to end this…:
in white:goodbye and good night
in black:peace motha fucka, 1 love
in chinese: *insert giberish here*
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what do u call a bus full of black ppl? roughting bananna!
what starts with n and ends with a r an u dont wanna refer to black person as?
a neighbor
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those were good lol
Q:wat do u call 10 black people runining around with no white people?
A:NBA
Q:wat do u call 100 black people on a plane to africa?
A: a good start
Q:wat is a vitmanese and a black person mixed together called
A:vineger
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yall are stupid, i’m no racist but you don’t run this shit, you don’t go hard, and just cause the president is black, doesn’t mean the other 50 something before him weren’t, and you’d be getting eaten by damn lions, your welcome!
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Black folks are not stupid there are some smarter than yall white folks so take that how you take it
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actually its proven tht niggers have smaller brains thts y they do stupid shit like they do and they make jokes but we cant niggers these days only think about themselves and there race
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umm sorry to say im an educated black girl and our brains are not smaller i go to an all white school and im top in my class so if u really want to call some one stupid u should look in the mirror cause alot of white ARE SPECIAL EDD AND U SHOULD REALLY STOP SAYING THE N WORD MAKES U SOUND IGNORAN
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it seems tht i took tht and shoved it up ur ass bitch!!
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who da hell ya talkin 2?? bitch u dont talk like that. ya r fuckin racist.
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bitch i tlk how i fuckin want to
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who tha hell u think u r she says yaull white folk so ill jus say nigger
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im mexican fukers and fuk those lazy ass white people were the hardest working people with fine ass girls fuk niggers fuk whites latinos run this bitch
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Q: dude r u havent heard shit
If there was a maze with with a million dollars in the center who do you think would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a smart mexican, or dumb mexican?
A:The dumb mexican, the rest don’t exist.
and ur latino bitches are nasty first off all of them have been around the block many times.
i heard that mexicans favorite sport is cross country.
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Hey man thats us ur talkn bout, were latinos and proud and wat da heck are you.
Asian????
Lebo???
Arab???
Aussie???
Mexican???
but dnt worry the ones that i listed are all pufters so watch wat u say on ur little jkz mate cause u neva no who gets affended and friken find out who u are
PS: thats y u dnt leve ur details on this haha
Later dog
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Q:why are there no mexican olyimpics
A:because anyone who can run jump or swim is already over the border!
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You mexicans think your the shit but its your country that is the shit. Go back you dirty wetback. Oh yeah i am racist and dont give a shit what you think!!!:)
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FUCK YOU FUCKIN WETBACK BLACK PPL WERE FUCKIN SLAVES 4 WHITE PPL N WE DO ALOT OF WORK BT YALL CUM UP HERE 2 AMERICA N TAKE EVERYBODY JOBS WIT NO GREENCARD OR TAXES 2 PAY
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Fukk u bitch…
i’ll ship u bakk where yo ass came frm.!!
im mexican and so wat if we take the jobs..yall had almost 200 yrs to get an education and work..but yall want to turn ghetto and live in the projects and dont do anythung to make your life better..we mexucans are the hardest workers,and we just want a betterlife for our family..
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the only reasons yaull take jobs is cause yaull r so desperate yaull take 5cents a hour
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White man say black man stupid, yet it was the white man world trade center that was destroyed for all the world to see. White people make jokes about black people for one simple reason…our hands are politically tied! One day…one day…
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latinos and mexicans are living proof that the indians fucked buffalo most of you are no better than the niggers the only reason you hang in a gang is your to chicken shit to do anything by yourself!!
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Beener
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Q:What are three thing a black person can’t get?
A:A job , a fat lip , a black eye
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I laughed at alot of these jokes, and I’m black. Not mixed like Barack Obama…I’m 100% black.
Mainly I laughed because some of my black friends and have been keeping track of how many white girls we fuck .
We call it the “Snowbunny Card” it’s like the V card, but it’s for keeping track of slutty white hoes instead of virgins, but you have to take a video, or photo (for proof)
This is my own silly “niggerish” way of getting reparations…lol
Here’s a joke for ya!
If you look out your window as you drive down the street and all you see mad white people where are you???
My neighborhood!
If you’re unhappy with where you are in your life either work harder, or kill yourself… PLEASE don’t blame A race of people.
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see this guys not a nigger he can take jokes and throws some back at you gosh grow up igernant black ppl and be like him
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haha lol i like u a black guy that can take a joke for wat it is… a joke
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i am most deffs black. this site is HILARIOUS!!!! omg omg omg. love it. me and my friends (White, all of them) didn’t want to say black jokes in front of me, but i already knew so many.
i love racist jokes…they effing make me LAUGH! omg. love you little cream puffs and you cocoa muffins. <3
Q:what do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
A: a mud slide
Q:what do you call a bunch of blacks running down a hill?
A: a Jail Break
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how do you get a black person out of a tree ?
cut the rope lOl
what would martin luther king be if he was white ?
alive
how do you drown a black person ?
pop there lips
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You are fucking races
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If i ever see you imma kill yo ass then who is gone be alive BITCH. How bout this one, who made a wack joke and killed for being a asshole………………… YOU ya bastard
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your not gonna do shit bc ur a nigger and tht right there proves everyhting said on this website so shut up niggers
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you have made the kkk angry we willlll geeeet uuuuu boooooy!!!!! haha jk dont b a pussy take a joke and laugh a little u nigger
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a black guy walks into a pet shop and sees a bird and he walks up 2 it and says want a cracker thke bird was reading his book the black guy asks again in a diffrnt way polly want a fucking cracke the bird puts down his book takes off his glasses and says NIGGER WANT A WATERMELON
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The only thing funnier than the jokes is everyone getting worked up about them.
on that note
You’re so black I sprinkled salt on your ass and thought I was staring into deep space
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LOOK AT ALL THE MONKEYS WHO SIT AND SEARCH ON THE NET FOR THINGS TO BE ANGRY ABOUT.
WHY DONT YOU ALL WORRY ABOUT SUPPORTING YOUR 12 CHILDREN AND STOP SELLING CRACK AND GET A REAL JOB.
MAYBE WHEN YOU ARE PAYING TAXES AND NOT KILLING AND RAPING EVERYONE, THE WORLD MIGHT ACCEPT YOU AS REAL PEOPLE AND NOT MONKEYS TO LOCK UP.
BUT UNTIL YOU CAN STOP GANG BANGING AND SLANGING YOU SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP CRYING ABOUT HOW THE WHITE MAN HOLDS YOU BACK.
LOOK AT HOW MANY OF OUR HARD EARNED TAX DOLLARS WENT TO BUILD PRISONS TO HOUSE YOU OUT OF CONTROL ANIMALS.
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fuck you.
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but hes right and ur preety gay
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i only laughed on like 6 of the jokes
SO GET A F******* LIFE PEOPLE
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your so black you walked in the room and your friend said who turned out the lights
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yall bithes think its cool but knw a days black people are makin stuff we bout to take over muther fuckers duces
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niggers dont do shit all they do is run jus like they did from there master in the ole days
ooooh i got a 9mil let me shoot u and not fight bc everyone knows its true white people will woop there ass proven fact yaull fight like monkeys
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All of you sissy queers who talk about your gangs are pussys and probably not even in a gang. If you were, you wouldnt be on this site, youd be out making money and gangbanging. Shut the fuck up. And the guy who says hes in an asian gang, shut the fuck up, youre asian, do math, yall arent hard, scary, tough, whatever at all, youre just pussies.
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i agree so r blacks if u was tough u wouldnt hide behind ur gang with guns and numbers to back u up u would fight like a man not pussies
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What smells like wet chicken and have no rythem.ummmmmm, white ppl,GNR!!!!
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bitch if ne one smells like chicken its black people thts all they eat nigger
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Hardy har har.Ayo needs 2 run weh wid dese stupid ass not so funny racist jokes.All ayo need 2 geh shot in ayo mudaskunt.Stupid ass white bitches.Get a fucking life……Now seh sumthing……….
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umm tht was fuckin stupid and didnt make ne sense bitchi ufc and if i was to get a hold of u i would rip your fuckin head off if u didnt shoot me first like a pussie so i said somthin no u comebck nigger
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lol me and my friends are living proof you can say “nigger” in public.
and the black president acts white so it doesn’t matter either way.”
i gotta agree with ha P:
you’re the one looking at black jokes haha
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why does beyonce sing to the left to the left?becasue black people have no rights
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what do you say to ur t.v. when u see it floating in the middle of the night… Drop It Nigger
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both those was great hahaha freakin hilarious
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whats faster than a nigger runnin away with ur tv…… his little brother with the VCR
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What is with all this “My president is black” shit. You did not see white people going crazy just becuase a white man was elected.
For Christ’s sake, could you obama lovers even type one sentence that makes sense? I am reading through some of these comments and I am amazed at the level of iliteracy. If you blacks on here want to be respected than stop acting ignorant and typing comments that dont even make sense.
Please ENOUGH about your black president, besides what has he done for you, or what have you done for him? Just because of his skin color you love him? How stupid and ignorant is that! Get a life. 99% of you blacks cant even say what obama stands for.
Oh, and no matter what you think, not all white people love eachother. Stop actinglike all white people conspire against blacks, that is just ignorant and proves how reatrded you are.
I don’t hate blacks, I just hate ignorant niggers!
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exactly people think im racist but no i have plenty of black friends jus not nigger tht complain about everthing thts why we call yaull niggers bc yaull r ignorant wxactly wat the word stands for
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there was a black out last night
dont worry i got him
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Whats the diffrence between big foot and a hard working black man?
We’ve found big foot
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u racist ass bitches im going 2 file a claim on yo asses!
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good if u find us
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whats long thik and smellz like cherryz? MA DIK BITCH IN YO MOUTH
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FUCK ALL THE RED NECKS GET A DAMM LIFE BRO…MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK BRO YALL MAD CUZ WE RUN DIS SHIT AND WE AINT GOTTA LISTEN TO BUSH NO MO Y YALL MAD NOW…YALL HOES SCARY CUZ WEN YOU SEE US WALK DOWN DAH STREET YALL HURRY UP AND LOCK YALL DOORS AND BURN OUT SO DAH NEXT TIME YOU SEE A BLACK GIRL OR BOY CALL HIM A NIGGER AND SEE WAT HAPPEN TELL MEH IF YUH MAKE IT OUT ALIVE..FCK YAH HOES AND SUCK MAH DICK WILE YALL AT IT YALL WISH YALLS WILL GET DAT LONG STOP TAKING PILLS… look at all of this shit heres some examples of black person talking dis, aint, cuz, fck, dat, mah, yuh….thats ridiculous fucking just spell it out thats why people dont like you your trying to like change the american language or something, none of you ever would have been in america and living free if we didnt need some slaves over here, so you should be thanking us for making you slaves, if they werent slaves in america, then theyre starving in africa so be happy and deal with racism you cant fucking stop it quit fucking tryin damn
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wat the hell u southern or something
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ur a dumb fuckn retard for talkin like that
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hey wat has obama done? nothing ignorant nigger he has worsened the economy actuall u blacks did a awful thing and if u was nt so caught up in drugs u would of known he wasnt the right choice not sayin tht jus cause im white but bc hes strtin to look socialist so u dont run shit ur prez doesu have nuthin to do with it i mean actually hes not black he muslim if u payed attention u would no tht to but u dont bc ur ignorant so u get a dam life tht doesnt involve drugs or guns bitch
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and cant you write like a normal person why do you have to say dats instead of thats just because your black and shorten every word, it just proves that your being lazy
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if black people dont like them so much then why the fuck are they still looking at black jokes…..dumb ass fuckin jungle monkeys
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ur muda is a fuckin jungle monkey.
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lame ass combck
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preety good preety good
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what do you call a black priest?
HOLY shit!
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GAY JOKES.
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ur gay
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you ppl are so fucking dumb these aint funny there just fucking racist, i thought we got rid of ppl lyk u but obviously not next thing u kno u b trying to taking our freedom bck nd put us bck in slavery. u dumb mother fuckers dats y america needs barack obama u lot just feel threateened by black ppl and we aint all theives properly got more fucking sense then u dumb fuckers u lot need us like the bus boycotts stupid fuckers need us to make their money. ur stupid jokes and funny their rude and racist u should think about what you saying before you post it, what goes around comes arounf how the fuck would you like it if people wrote that shit but ur raise KMT!
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no thts not it i love black people jus some r ignorant like u we dont want slaves we make it fine and jus u sayin tht jus proves tht ur a nigger the only reason whites do this is bc yaul crackat white people think about wat u say or is ur dam brain to small think about wat u do r u jus tht stupid and u wonder why we call yaull wat we do actually i no bc yaull call us crakers we call yaull niggers
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whats the definition of black foreplay? don’t scream or ill kill you
whats the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? bigfoot has been spotted
whats wrong with 4 black guys in a cadillac thats going off a cliff? a cadillac can seat 5
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why dont black mothers let black kids play in sand boxs there scared the cats might bury them
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ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS MY DDDDDIIIIIICCCCCKKKKKKKK IS BIGGER THAN YOUR CRACKER ASS CRACKER
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u guys knew these were black jokes wen got here if u dont lik it go 2 a diff website…and im sure u tell jokes bout us white ppl so take it easy there tough guy
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why don’t black people like chainsaws?
because t goes……Run nigganigganigga.
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all u guys are over reacting ikm black and find most of these funny rest of u shut up ay u black people that dnt like this shut up no one gives a shit blah blah blah and u white guys who all white power and shit no one gives a shit u lame ass motha fukas y dnt u go white power ya fucking self ya cocks i hate racists white black asian mexican what ever i dont care u all fuck wits… Like michael Jackson’s song says it doesnt matter if you black or white grow up all u teenage motha fuckas
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why dont black people like country music?
cuz when they hear ho down they think thier sister got shot.
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i do have to agree with some of yall though some of these shits are rude as fuck!
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KatTay im with you seriously dont take it so offensively im spanish and people call me a wetback and border climber and they make jokes on me but then i realize if you cant beat them join them but be above the…..you understand wat i mean?
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exactly wat im sayin i get tired of white jokes so im makin comebacks
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haha i recently discovered a white joke.
just to prove im not racist.
whats white 14 inches long and in a guys pants?
absolutely nothing.
(gotta be dirty minded to understand it)
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wat does a guy with a 12 inch penis have for breakfast well today i had bacon and eggs
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you white people are so trash, you come from the deviels house
and you white peolpe belong to hell.
If you didn;t come to take us away on Africa, we would’nt be stuck here with you bastards!!!!
I hate fucking white people because all there here for in this world to destroy and fuck up black people.
You white people all deserve to die!!!!!#$#$@#@5
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yall were sold by your fellow africans to the white people… yourr lucky you are here otherwise you might be stuck in Africa wth some shit like AIDS… if you really have that much to complain about go back to AFRICA!!!
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ur so dam stupid ur kind sold ur kind to us dumb ass and we wouldnt of took u if we didnt think u was and animal we not here to do tht alot r chritians and give glory to god lkike me so watch u mouth if u dont no wat ur tlkin about its niggers like u tht cause u so jus shut ur dam mouth and smoke som,epurple or somthin and lay down and dont come bck unless u can take a little kidin around
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I cant believe all the hate and anger that people have. Jesus was black because the bible says that jesus had hais like wool. If u don’t know what wool feel like it’s nappy like my hair because guess what im a NIGGER. Its no use talking to you guys becasue your not going to change your attitudes unless God himself changes them. some of you say you are Christians?? I would hate to go to your church.. And its true black people make a ass of themselves ALL THE TIME! it make me question what did our ancestors fight for. Also white people aren’t perfect neither.. white people comes to the black neighbor hoods to find their crack and drugs.>>>>.well i hope this reach someone……and come on black people…. its sad that all the things their saying is true and we caused it on ourselves. And for the white people not all blacks are dumb i am a junior in high school and i’ve made striaght A’s since freshman year, and i live in a good neighborhood…..well im off…………i just want to let you all know that i loves every race, size and color, GOD BLESS YOU
i LOVE WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
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HEEEEELLLLLL NOOO you say your stuck here but im sure as hell not keepin you here if i had the cash id send all you nasty pieces of shit back to africa but i am a hard working american and have to work for a living unlike you niggers who just rob banks and sell crack why dont you get a fucking job and buy urself a ticket back to africa take all ur nigger buddys with you too fucking COON
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you say your stuck here you poor fuc*king nigger, do all of us a favor and let some of us buy you a one way ticket back to africa where you can take your rightful place as monkeyqueen
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Greetings everyone! Can’t we all just get along black or white?
does it like really matter what you look like? Seriously people get
with it !
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FUCK ALL THE RED NECKS GET A DAMM LIFE BRO…MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK BRO YALL MAD CUZ WE RUN DIS SHIT AND WE AINT GOTTA LISTEN TO BUSH NO MO Y YALL MAD NOW…YALL HOES SCARY CUZ WEN YOU SEE US WALK DOWN DAH STREET YALL HURRY UP AND LOCK YALL DOORS AND BURN OUT SO DAH NEXT TIME YOU SEE A BLACK GIRL OR BOY CALL HIM A NIGGER AND SEE WAT HAPPEN TELL MEH IF YUH MAKE IT OUT ALIVE..FCK YAH HOES AND SUCK MAH DICK WILE YALL AT IT YALL WISH YALLS WILL GET DAT LONG STOP TAKING PILLS
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what is black,yellow,orange and very pretty?
a nigga on fire.
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Ok Now shut the fuck up and get a life black people are more than white people. Theres more blacks thans whites anyway
Whats white and dying!
White people
LOLOLOL
i guess you didnt like my joke because You don’t have to you white bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the only reason thiers more blacks than whites is because u nasty fckers jus fck them nasty bitches n move on n never pay fckin child support.
how do u piss a blk person off ? hide thier food stamps in thier work boots. hahahahah
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u make no sense u dont hav to be on here if u dont want to so shut the fuck up
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there is more of you because all you do is have sex with your fat ugly niggerbitch and when your done you look for a white lady to rape(thats why obama did the abortion thing)all i have to do is lift a rock and you all scurry like roaches but dont worry we havent played cowboys and niggers yet!
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ill fuck bust my thick white load all over all you black ass niggas then run you ovah wit my stream roller
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U BABY DICK MOFO U BETTER NOT HAVE A DICK CRACKER U SIT DOWN WHEN U PISS TELL THE TROTH U HATE BLACK MEN BUT WHITE WOMEN LOVE BIG BLACK DICKS BE REAL STOP HATEIN WEAK ASS BICTH!
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all you niggers are the same you cant come up with an educated answer or “she likes my job” or “she likes my house” its always “my dick” is that all you have to offer?`no wonder your all idiots. and a lot of you fuc@ing imbred dumbass’s when your sister says no she means no! get a life some place else
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