Posted on November 20th, 2008 in
Black Jokes,
Racist Jokes
Black Joke 1
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You’re so black you went to night school and the teacher counted you absent.
Please comment on this black joke below or if you know a better black joke please post it.
Black Joke 2
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
“Wow,” says the bartender “That is really something, where did you get it?”
“Africa,” says the parrot.
Please comment on this black joke below or if you know a better black joke please post it.
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Black Joke 3
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It is hard being black.
We get the bad end of the deal with every sport.
Hockey your slapping a black puck around.
Pool you have a white ball trying to knock you in a hole.
The only thing we have is bowling, where you have a black ball trying to knock down a bunch of rednecks.
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185 responses to Black Jokes
shut the heelll up you r not shit
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Q. what do u call two blacks in a sleeping bag?
A.Twix
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im punjabi n im fuckin proud to be wat i am
also i got black friends n shit but it dont mean that im always going to support black ppl….i just happen to have a black card….n all da mexicans and white ppl n shit r just fuckin damn jealous but they can never be like me or ma black ppl.
damn we r da beast…nigga we gonna rule da world
hell to da yess!!! dont hate cuz u cant imitate.
peace ma niggas.
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this is fucking stupid
Q:wat do u call a 100 black guys swimming at the y
A:coco puffs
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QUIT LOOKING UP FUCKING RACIST JOKES IF YOU ARE BLACK!!! YOU ARE FUCKING ALL PUSSYS, you say how much you hate this shit, okay then quit fucking looking at it you black pieces of shit
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um exscues me!!!! um impretty sure im not da only black person who appreciated diz comment now wut u said about black piece of shit now dats races uu dumb b****!
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yeah agree
Q:why did the baby black kid think he was melting
A:he had diarea
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you guys are LOW! If you have any respect for other races you would stop being so semetic and try to come together. RACIST JOKES LIKE THIS SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IT’S AN UNDERCOVER FORM OF HATRED and it appalling. Someones race helps define who they are so jokes like these are intended to bring others down. “CAN’T YOU SEE
THIS IS JUST ANOTHER AMERICAN COP-OUT FOR PULLING RACES APART”. America will never rise if were always falling. What happen to a “UNTIED NATION” were no matter where you came from you were given diginty,love and RESPECT.
LOOK OUTSIDE THE STEREOTYPE AND USE THE GREATEST GIFT TO ALL MANKIND YOUR MIND!
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shut the hell up its jus kiddin around
Q:wat is the most confusing holiday for black mothers
A:fathers day
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what do u call a bus full of black ppl? roughting bananna!
what starts with n and ends with a r an u dont wanna refer to black person as?
a neighbor
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those were good lol
Q:wat do u call 10 black people runining around with no white people?
A:NBA
Q:wat do u call 100 black people on a plane to africa?
A: a good start
Q:wat is a vitmanese and a black person mixed together called
A:vineger
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yall are stupid, i’m no racist but you don’t run this shit, you don’t go hard, and just cause the president is black, doesn’t mean the other 50 something before him weren’t, and you’d be getting eaten by damn lions, your welcome!
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Black folks are not stupid there are some smarter than yall white folks so take that how you take it
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actually its proven tht niggers have smaller brains thts y they do stupid shit like they do and they make jokes but we cant niggers these days only think about themselves and there race
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it seems tht i took tht and shoved it up ur ass bitch!!
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who da hell ya talkin 2?? bitch u dont talk like that. ya r fuckin racist.
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bitch i tlk how i fuckin want to
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who tha hell u think u r she says yaull white folk so ill jus say nigger
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im mexican fukers and fuk those lazy ass white people were the hardest working people with fine ass girls fuk niggers fuk whites latinos run this bitch
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Q: dude r u havent heard shit
If there was a maze with with a million dollars in the center who do you think would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a smart mexican, or dumb mexican?
A:The dumb mexican, the rest don’t exist.
and ur latino bitches are nasty first off all of them have been around the block many times.
i heard that mexicans favorite sport is cross country.
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Hey man thats us ur talkn bout, were latinos and proud and wat da heck are you.
Asian????
Lebo???
Arab???
Aussie???
Mexican???
but dnt worry the ones that i listed are all pufters so watch wat u say on ur little jkz mate cause u neva no who gets affended and friken find out who u are
PS: thats y u dnt leve ur details on this haha
Later dog
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You mexicans think your the shit but its your country that is the shit. Go back you dirty wetback. Oh yeah i am racist and dont give a shit what you think!!!:)
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FUCK YOU FUCKIN WETBACK BLACK PPL WERE FUCKIN SLAVES 4 WHITE PPL N WE DO ALOT OF WORK BT YALL CUM UP HERE 2 AMERICA N TAKE EVERYBODY JOBS WIT NO GREENCARD OR TAXES 2 PAY
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Fukk u bitch…
i’ll ship u bakk where yo ass came frm.!!
im mexican and so wat if we take the jobs..yall had almost 200 yrs to get an education and work..but yall want to turn ghetto and live in the projects and dont do anythung to make your life better..we mexucans are the hardest workers,and we just want a betterlife for our family..
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the only reasons yaull take jobs is cause yaull r so desperate yaull take 5cents a hour
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Q:What are three thing a black person can’t get?
A:A job , a fat lip , a black eye
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I laughed at alot of these jokes, and I’m black. Not mixed like Barack Obama…I’m 100% black.
Mainly I laughed because some of my black friends and have been keeping track of how many white girls we fuck .
We call it the “Snowbunny Card” it’s like the V card, but it’s for keeping track of slutty white hoes instead of virgins, but you have to take a video, or photo (for proof)
This is my own silly “niggerish” way of getting reparations…lol
Here’s a joke for ya!
If you look out your window as you drive down the street and all you see mad white people where are you???
My neighborhood!
If you’re unhappy with where you are in your life either work harder, or kill yourself… PLEASE don’t blame A race of people.
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see this guys not a nigger he can take jokes and throws some back at you gosh grow up igernant black ppl and be like him
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how do you get a black person out of a tree ?
cut the rope lOl
what would martin luther king be if he was white ?
alive
how do you drown a black person ?
pop there lips
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You are fucking races
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If i ever see you imma kill yo ass then who is gone be alive BITCH. How bout this one, who made a wack joke and killed for being a asshole………………… YOU ya bastard
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your not gonna do shit bc ur a nigger and tht right there proves everyhting said on this website so shut up niggers
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a black guy walks into a pet shop and sees a bird and he walks up 2 it and says want a cracker thke bird was reading his book the black guy asks again in a diffrnt way polly want a fucking cracke the bird puts down his book takes off his glasses and says NIGGER WANT A WATERMELON
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The only thing funnier than the jokes is everyone getting worked up about them.
on that note
You’re so black I sprinkled salt on your ass and thought I was staring into deep space
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LOOK AT ALL THE MONKEYS WHO SIT AND SEARCH ON THE NET FOR THINGS TO BE ANGRY ABOUT.
WHY DONT YOU ALL WORRY ABOUT SUPPORTING YOUR 12 CHILDREN AND STOP SELLING CRACK AND GET A REAL JOB.
MAYBE WHEN YOU ARE PAYING TAXES AND NOT KILLING AND RAPING EVERYONE, THE WORLD MIGHT ACCEPT YOU AS REAL PEOPLE AND NOT MONKEYS TO LOCK UP.
BUT UNTIL YOU CAN STOP GANG BANGING AND SLANGING YOU SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP CRYING ABOUT HOW THE WHITE MAN HOLDS YOU BACK.
LOOK AT HOW MANY OF OUR HARD EARNED TAX DOLLARS WENT TO BUILD PRISONS TO HOUSE YOU OUT OF CONTROL ANIMALS.
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fuck you.
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but hes right and ur preety gay
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i only laughed on like 6 of the jokes
SO GET A F******* LIFE PEOPLE
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your so black you walked in the room and your friend said who turned out the lights
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yall bithes think its cool but knw a days black people are makin stuff we bout to take over muther fuckers duces
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niggers dont do shit all they do is run jus like they did from there master in the ole days
ooooh i got a 9mil let me shoot u and not fight bc everyone knows its true white people will woop there ass proven fact yaull fight like monkeys
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All of you sissy queers who talk about your gangs are pussys and probably not even in a gang. If you were, you wouldnt be on this site, youd be out making money and gangbanging. Shut the fuck up. And the guy who says hes in an asian gang, shut the fuck up, youre asian, do math, yall arent hard, scary, tough, whatever at all, youre just pussies.
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i agree so r blacks if u was tough u wouldnt hide behind ur gang with guns and numbers to back u up u would fight like a man not pussies
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What smells like wet chicken and have no rythem.ummmmmm, white ppl,GNR!!!!
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bitch if ne one smells like chicken its black people thts all they eat nigger
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Hardy har har.Ayo needs 2 run weh wid dese stupid ass not so funny racist jokes.All ayo need 2 geh shot in ayo mudaskunt.Stupid ass white bitches.Get a fucking life……Now seh sumthing……….
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umm tht was fuckin stupid and didnt make ne sense bitchi ufc and if i was to get a hold of u i would rip your fuckin head off if u didnt shoot me first like a pussie so i said somthin no u comebck nigger
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lol me and my friends are living proof you can say “nigger” in public.
and the black president acts white so it doesn’t matter either way.”
i gotta agree with ha P:
you’re the one looking at black jokes haha
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why does beyonce sing to the left to the left?becasue black people have no rights
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what do you say to ur t.v. when u see it floating in the middle of the night… Drop It Nigger
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both those was great hahaha freakin hilarious
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What is with all this “My president is black” shit. You did not see white people going crazy just becuase a white man was elected.
For Christ’s sake, could you obama lovers even type one sentence that makes sense? I am reading through some of these comments and I am amazed at the level of iliteracy. If you blacks on here want to be respected than stop acting ignorant and typing comments that dont even make sense.
Please ENOUGH about your black president, besides what has he done for you, or what have you done for him? Just because of his skin color you love him? How stupid and ignorant is that! Get a life. 99% of you blacks cant even say what obama stands for.
Oh, and no matter what you think, not all white people love eachother. Stop actinglike all white people conspire against blacks, that is just ignorant and proves how reatrded you are.
I don’t hate blacks, I just hate ignorant niggers!
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exactly people think im racist but no i have plenty of black friends jus not nigger tht complain about everthing thts why we call yaull niggers bc yaull r ignorant wxactly wat the word stands for
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there was a black out last night
dont worry i got him
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Whats the diffrence between big foot and a hard working black man?
We’ve found big foot
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u racist ass bitches im going 2 file a claim on yo asses!
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good if u find us
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whats long thik and smellz like cherryz? MA DIK BITCH IN YO MOUTH
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FUCK ALL THE RED NECKS GET A DAMM LIFE BRO…MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK BRO YALL MAD CUZ WE RUN DIS SHIT AND WE AINT GOTTA LISTEN TO BUSH NO MO Y YALL MAD NOW…YALL HOES SCARY CUZ WEN YOU SEE US WALK DOWN DAH STREET YALL HURRY UP AND LOCK YALL DOORS AND BURN OUT SO DAH NEXT TIME YOU SEE A BLACK GIRL OR BOY CALL HIM A NIGGER AND SEE WAT HAPPEN TELL MEH IF YUH MAKE IT OUT ALIVE..FCK YAH HOES AND SUCK MAH DICK WILE YALL AT IT YALL WISH YALLS WILL GET DAT LONG STOP TAKING PILLS… look at all of this shit heres some examples of black person talking dis, aint, cuz, fck, dat, mah, yuh….thats ridiculous fucking just spell it out thats why people dont like you your trying to like change the american language or something, none of you ever would have been in america and living free if we didnt need some slaves over here, so you should be thanking us for making you slaves, if they werent slaves in america, then theyre starving in africa so be happy and deal with racism you cant fucking stop it quit fucking tryin damn
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wat the hell u southern or something
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ur a dumb fuckn retard for talkin like that
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hey wat has obama done? nothing ignorant nigger he has worsened the economy actuall u blacks did a awful thing and if u was nt so caught up in drugs u would of known he wasnt the right choice not sayin tht jus cause im white but bc hes strtin to look socialist so u dont run shit ur prez doesu have nuthin to do with it i mean actually hes not black he muslim if u payed attention u would no tht to but u dont bc ur ignorant so u get a dam life tht doesnt involve drugs or guns bitch
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and cant you write like a normal person why do you have to say dats instead of thats just because your black and shorten every word, it just proves that your being lazy
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if black people dont like them so much then why the fuck are they still looking at black jokes…..dumb ass fuckin jungle monkeys
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ur muda is a fuckin jungle monkey.
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lame ass combck
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preety good preety good
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what do you call a black priest?
HOLY shit!
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GAY JOKES.
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ur gay
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you ppl are so fucking dumb these aint funny there just fucking racist, i thought we got rid of ppl lyk u but obviously not next thing u kno u b trying to taking our freedom bck nd put us bck in slavery. u dumb mother fuckers dats y america needs barack obama u lot just feel threateened by black ppl and we aint all theives properly got more fucking sense then u dumb fuckers u lot need us like the bus boycotts stupid fuckers need us to make their money. ur stupid jokes and funny their rude and racist u should think about what you saying before you post it, what goes around comes arounf how the fuck would you like it if people wrote that shit but ur raise KMT!
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no thts not it i love black people jus some r ignorant like u we dont want slaves we make it fine and jus u sayin tht jus proves tht ur a nigger the only reason whites do this is bc yaul crackat white people think about wat u say or is ur dam brain to small think about wat u do r u jus tht stupid and u wonder why we call yaull wat we do actually i no bc yaull call us crakers we call yaull niggers
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whats the definition of black foreplay? don’t scream or ill kill you
whats the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? bigfoot has been spotted
whats wrong with 4 black guys in a cadillac thats going off a cliff? a cadillac can seat 5
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why dont black mothers let black kids play in sand boxs there scared the cats might bury them
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u guys knew these were black jokes wen got here if u dont lik it go 2 a diff website…and im sure u tell jokes bout us white ppl so take it easy there tough guy
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why don’t black people like chainsaws?
because t goes……Run nigganigganigga.
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all u guys are over reacting ikm black and find most of these funny rest of u shut up ay u black people that dnt like this shut up no one gives a shit blah blah blah and u white guys who all white power and shit no one gives a shit u lame ass motha fukas y dnt u go white power ya fucking self ya cocks i hate racists white black asian mexican what ever i dont care u all fuck wits… Like michael Jackson’s song says it doesnt matter if you black or white grow up all u teenage motha fuckas
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why dont black people like country music?
cuz when they hear ho down they think thier sister got shot.
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i do have to agree with some of yall though some of these shits are rude as fuck!
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KatTay im with you seriously dont take it so offensively im spanish and people call me a wetback and border climber and they make jokes on me but then i realize if you cant beat them join them but be above the…..you understand wat i mean?
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exactly wat im sayin i get tired of white jokes so im makin comebacks
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haha i recently discovered a white joke.
just to prove im not racist.
whats white 14 inches long and in a guys pants?
absolutely nothing.
(gotta be dirty minded to understand it)
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wat does a guy with a 12 inch penis have for breakfast well today i had bacon and eggs
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you white people are so trash, you come from the deviels house
and you white peolpe belong to hell.
If you didn;t come to take us away on Africa, we would’nt be stuck here with you bastards!!!!
I hate fucking white people because all there here for in this world to destroy and fuck up black people.
You white people all deserve to die!!!!!#$#$@#@5
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yall were sold by your fellow africans to the white people… yourr lucky you are here otherwise you might be stuck in Africa wth some shit like AIDS… if you really have that much to complain about go back to AFRICA!!!
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ur so dam stupid ur kind sold ur kind to us dumb ass and we wouldnt of took u if we didnt think u was and animal we not here to do tht alot r chritians and give glory to god lkike me so watch u mouth if u dont no wat ur tlkin about its niggers like u tht cause u so jus shut ur dam mouth and smoke som,epurple or somthin and lay down and dont come bck unless u can take a little kidin around
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Greetings everyone! Can’t we all just get along black or white?
does it like really matter what you look like? Seriously people get
with it !
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FUCK ALL THE RED NECKS GET A DAMM LIFE BRO…MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK BRO YALL MAD CUZ WE RUN DIS SHIT AND WE AINT GOTTA LISTEN TO BUSH NO MO Y YALL MAD NOW…YALL HOES SCARY CUZ WEN YOU SEE US WALK DOWN DAH STREET YALL HURRY UP AND LOCK YALL DOORS AND BURN OUT SO DAH NEXT TIME YOU SEE A BLACK GIRL OR BOY CALL HIM A NIGGER AND SEE WAT HAPPEN TELL MEH IF YUH MAKE IT OUT ALIVE..FCK YAH HOES AND SUCK MAH DICK WILE YALL AT IT YALL WISH YALLS WILL GET DAT LONG STOP TAKING PILLS
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what is black,yellow,orange and very pretty?
a nigga on fire.
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Ok Now shut the fuck up and get a life black people are more than white people. Theres more blacks thans whites anyway
Whats white and dying!
White people
LOLOLOL
i guess you didnt like my joke because You don’t have to you white bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the only reason thiers more blacks than whites is because u nasty fckers jus fck them nasty bitches n move on n never pay fckin child support.
how do u piss a blk person off ? hide thier food stamps in thier work boots. hahahahah
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u make no sense u dont hav to be on here if u dont want to so shut the fuck up
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ill fuck bust my thick white load all over all you black ass niggas then run you ovah wit my stream roller
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btw i have alot of black friends who tell me these jokes their selves so dont act like yall dont do that shit.
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dude it aint racist.
its just having fun.
yall act like they dont make jokes bout whites and hispanics.
but anyways hears a joke i heard from my friend:
what do you call black people on the moon?
A:problem solved.
lol
jk
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why do you bring an asian with you when u fish…
Those fuckers always catch a fish there fish bait…duck you jerry!
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what do u call a black man with a wooden leg
- shit on a stick, what do you call a black man with 2 wooden legs
-a waste of lumber
what do u call a black person on a bike
- a thief
why dont black people celeibrate thanks giving
cause KFC isnt open on holidays
how many black people can u fit in a car
- as many as u want shit mushes
how do u know when its a black persons birthday
- ur bike is missing
whats the most confusing day in africa
-fathers day
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ok you people are fucking retarded for getting any enjoyment in this. i think if any of you actually laughed at these piece of shit jokes you should honestly go kill yourself
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IM BLACK & PROUD OF IT.. I DONT FIND DIS SHxT FUNNY. ITS FUNNY HOW ALL THESE RACIST WHITE PEOPLE PUT ALL THESE LAME BLACK JOKES UP. HOW BOUT YALL SAY DIS SHxT WHILE UR FACE 2 FACE WIT A BLACK PERSON. WATCH YO AZZ GET KNOCKED THE FxCK OUT! ITS GON BE KINDA HARD 2 TALK ABOUT A BLACK PERSON THEN. BLACK PEOPLE DID A LOT FOR DIS WORLD. WE GOT A BLACK PRESIDENT TOO. DONT BE MAD CUZ THE WHITE MAN DIDNT WIN DIS YEAR. BLACK PEOPLE START THE TRENDS TOO. ITS FUNNY HOW U WOULD SEE SUM WHITE PERSON DOIN SUMTHIN THAT THEY SEEN A BLACK PERSON DO.. WE MUST INFLUENCE YALL SO IDK WHY THERE’S A LOT OF HATIN DESE DAYS. LETS USE SUM COMMON SENSE WHITE FOLKS…KAY.?!
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Yeah black people did do a lot for this country like picking cotton, stick with what you are good at dumbass
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uhhh actually i did to about 50 of them including our vice principal so suck tht dick and ill say it to u all ur gonna do is get ur gang and shoot me ur gonna fight like a man jus runn like a pussie
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mAN THIS SUCKS MAKE JOKES OF RED NEKS OR WET BACKS
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Hitt me up on my aim desangel45 i am a gurl
if yu Dont i will be so
but ? lelive in yu
Hitt me up i got a sidekick08 nd im alayz on line juz hitt me up ppplz please
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This shit is like mahdd
Funny man lol mhan juz lol
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FUCK ALL U STUPID RACISTS WAT THE FUCK U THINK U ARE FUCKING RETARDS OUR PRESIDENT IS BLACK FUKIN RETARED DUMBASSES MOST POWERFUL PERSON IN AMERICA IS BLACK DUMBASSSES FUCK KKK ILL FUCK THEM IN THE ASSS STUPID BITCH ASS WHITE MTHER FUCKERS
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actually if u wer smart u would no tht the people run america DUMB ASS gosh thts why this site was made niggers like u
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seriously though u peopleneed to get a life thisis the gayest shit ive ever seen
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Q:y is life like a box of jelly beans
becuse every one hates the black ones
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Whats the difference between a black man and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
Why are black people getting stronger?
Because tvs are getting heavier.
Why do black women wear high heals?
So their hands don’t get dragged on the ground.
What do you do when you have enough money to send half of the black population back to Africa?
Send them all back, half-way.
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I’m not racist I have colored tv!
A white guy arives in heaven and says to god “I have wings i must be an angel” god nods his head and “says go on”, a black man arives in heaven and says to god “o lord I have wings I must be an angel” god replys “No silly nigger your a bat.”
What do asians use for sun glasses?
dental floss.
A black and a mexican jump of a building, which one hits the ground first?
Who cares.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
Twinkie.
why are black people afraid of motorcycles?
when the motorcycle starts up it says nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger.
I could have sworn this morining when my wife gor on her bike and left me I sounded like a-nag-a-nag-nag-a-nag-a-nag biiiiiiiiiiitch biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.
For all those who think I’m a racist I have a two black nephews who I love very much and one taught me these he’s 14 and is very much like a brother to me.
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I think it’s funny how all the comments defending black people have horrible spelling and sentence structure. Stupid niggers.
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Why do black people wear flat hats…
so birds dont shit on their lips
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i hate all of yall white rasist mutha fuckers ! yall can all fry in hell ! i am black and latina to the fullest and i have a big house, all of my family mambers have jobs and guess what ?? OUR PRESIDENT IS BLACK ! soo wat yall got to sayy now ? one of the worlds most richest woman is black soo… jus because some of us is struggling that dont mean shit ! causee almostt everydayy i see a lot of homeless white people. we are just as educated as yall are…even more ! soo all rasist white ppl need to shut the mouth and eat my pussy bitches !
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shit ok first scientist proved yaull have smaller brains second the prez is only black bc he had low down like u vote for him not eve nowing his cause and oprah is successfull ill admit but shes still fuckin ugly and a dumbass who like to help niggers and thts all
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Fuk all ya racist bitches and fuk kkk ya gang is gone so fuk yall
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Black people are so black that hey are black..
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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? The mexican.the black guy had to stop and spaypaint fuck you on the side.
What are two ways to blind an Asian? Dental floss or a windsheild.
Where can you find a black Jew?? The back of the oven!!
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you dumb ass racist could suck my mutherfuckin dick so just shut your white asses up im latina but my cuzzo is black n he will beat the shit out of yuh racist
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Whats faster than a black man running down the street with a stolen tv. His brother with the vcr.
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What do you call 15 white people running down a hill?
Avalanche
What do you call 15 creamy people running down a hill?
Mudslide
What do you call 15 black people running down a hill?
Prison Break!
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Racists are gay as hell!!! Urr momma is so white the british didn’t accept her
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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sell drugs?
-ones a pharmacist and the others a drugdealer
Why do they put cotton in the tops of medication
bottles?
-To remind black people that they were cotton pickeres before they were drug dealers.
What do black people and apples have in common?
-They both look good hanging off trees.
Why were Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder always smiling?
-Because they didn’t know they were black.
What do black people and semen have in common?
-Only one in a million work.
Why couldn’t the blind black guy read?
-because he was black.
Why are black people so fast?
-All the slow ones are in jail.
What do you call a black guy having sex?
-Rape.
What happened to the black woman that had an abortion?
-Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars.
What do you call a black priest?
-Holy shit.
What word starts with “N” and ends with “R” that you never want to call a black person?
-Neighbor.
Do you remember the black family on the Jetsons?
No?
The future looks pretty good!
Whats the difference between a black jew and a white Jew?
-The black ones have to sit in the back of the gas chamber.
Whats the difference between an African kid and a pair of jeans?
-The jeans only have one fly on it.
Why don’t black people listen to country music?
-Because every time they hear the word ho-down, they think one of their sisters are dead.
Whats long and black?
-The unemployment line.
What do people and jelly beans have in common?
-Nobody likes the black ones.
What is the only positive thing about black people?
-HIV
Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
-A pizza can feed a family of four.
Whats the difference between a couch and a black guy?
-A couch can support a family of four.
What do tou call a white guy surrounded by 12 black guys?
-Coach
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ayy im white but im in a gang of zoes..zoe pound bitch get in where u fit in fool..
i put all my strollin money that none of yall pussys niggas wont say shit to a zoe bout sum fuk shit
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bet i will
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why do white people go to black people yardsale? to get their stuff back
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why do u think black people dont have dreams anymore? the last black person to have a dream got shot.
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a black guy a jew and a mexican all fall out of a tree who hits the ground first? who cares
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Fuck all wities I’m asian I’ll beat u up with my Asian gang I like blacks they r cool I’ll be watching I live in Seattle
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ok ill wopp ur ass not only bc ur aisian but bc everynoes ur a fuckin nerd tht wont do shit and u live in seattle which makes it worse only pusies live there
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I’m Asian I hv blck friends my Asian gang wiill beat da shot out of any white racist people
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why do black people have nightmares and not dreams? cus the last black guy to have a dream got shot! lol
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ahahahhahahaha you guys are fucked up =P
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Im wat some of yall stupid motherfuckers would call a nigger lover well you damn rite. No shame in my game. But forreal quit sayin this bull shit on your computers and go say the shit to a black person bet you wont leave that shit without a foot up your ass. These things are so racist. And ignorant. You have no clue. But seriously message me on myspace bitches. Myspace.com/i_lov3me_ but forreal walk out of your house and call the next black person you see a damn nigger. this offends me and so many ppl. get real
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn’t sing when you put chains on it.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.
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Here’s one me and my cousin came up with…
Why do niggers love basketball so much?
Because it teaches them to run, Jump, shoot, and steal =)
-what do you have when you have a nigger up to his head in cement…
not enough cement
-how do you keep a nigger from drowning… remove your foot off his head
-Whats black and orange and pretty? a nigger on fire
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fuckin niggers talking shit you apes have no room to talk you would be in africa if we didnt take you from the jungles go back to uganda or some shit then when ur back where you belong swinging from trees then maybe we can give you room to talk but this is America and as far as i know no apes were found here so go back to where you belong you piss eating pieces of shit!
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Fuck all of your couches niggers u got the smelliest odors comin from your monkey ass dicks
P.S get off my porch!!!!
love , your local klu klux Klan leader. <:)
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What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A piolot you fucking racist.
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yo mama is so fat she walked in front of the television nd i missed the whole season of family guy
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a dumb blonde walks into a bar
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y do cop dogs lick der balls?
Answear:2 gt da nigga taste out there mouth
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ur mom is so black she left foot prints on the black board
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dumb bitches i told u im pissed retarted ass not funny im gon check yo retarted ass im gon get me som puussy
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you bitchs can suck my dick and shave the hair out my ass
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yall some ass holes wit some fucked up ass jokes.im pissed dumb ass web site fuck yahh
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Oka i agree these are really funn! My name is Alex and I am not black I am american with a pretty dark tan all year around. Now just listen before you comment. If its oka for a white man to call another white man white trash. And its cool for a black to call another black niggas. A lot of racist americans call black people niggas and what not. Then here is the question right here whites what would you do if a black man came up to you and called you white trash what would you do just think about it.
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ur stupid here are some real black jokes,
1. Why do black people always turn left? Cuz they have no rights
2. Why don’t black people have dreams anymore? Because the last one who did got shot
3. What’s the difference between a bucket of crap and a black person? The bucket
4. What do you call a black woman getting hit by a car? Hoedown
5. You see one black person on a bike, why don’t you run him over? Because its probably your bike
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hey bicth chill wit the black jokes wat the hell we ever do to u ok
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u got those from a comedian i totally remember u stupid poser
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HAHAHAH , these are funny.
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what do u call 500,000 white ppl falling from a air plane? snow
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I am black an these jokes are not funny fuck all of ya thats y we got a black president bitchessssss
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shut up you stupid nigger the only reason we have a black president is out of pitty lol white power fuck the niggers
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thats what im talking about..i know my skin is kinda of light but i aint white…all these jokes on black people is just fucked up and whats even more fucked up yall steady want to be just like them…that make no sence..anyways im arabic..noumsayn..from jordan..i used to live in houston tx but i got deported by these white folks cuz they know what im about..making money and fucking all there white girls..and white girls love us..arabs..blacks..mex..u know..so yall hoes stop hating on us..u know u want to be us but just cant,,and u will never be..ol blue vain looking ass people..yall the ones are aliens…lol..anyways let me stop b4 they sent the feds on my arabic ass..shitt my name mohammed..yall white people already think im a terr….it aint us that is,,,,it yall..peace..in the middle east
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why are black people scared to have a motocyle
cause they go run nigerniger run lol and no race im black and so wat if we a black presend cause he sucks anway if you have a prob with black why did you look them up
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yea dumbass we do have a black president but the last meeting he attended he was late like a typical black guy if u watch the news the president obama is putting us into more debt hes talkin about change yea ur right he is changing the country and making us more into debt than we already are he doesnt kno what hes doing sorry that y blacks shouldnt run the country cuz now were fucked for 3 more years and i pray to god he doesnt get re elected
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How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope
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what is black and white and falls off a pier…..a black guy an a seagull fighting for a chickin wing
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How are a Black person and an Apple related????
They both look good hangin from a tree.
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What do u call a bunch of blacks in a pool?
Cocoa Puffs
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did you here about the klu klux kneival? he tried to jump 8 black guys with a steam roller
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What do you call a black guy with his head cut off? Justice
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What’s the difference between a dead black and a dead dog in the road? Ans: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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Why does michael Jackson smile? cuz he doesnt know hes black
what did god say when he saw a black person? oops i burnt one
whats a black person with no arms? almost trustworthy
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how do you know a black person used your computer? because the computer is gone
whats the difference between batman and blackman? batman can go to the store without robin.
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Please for fuks sake come up with som better jokes…the comments were actualy funniere than da jokes!
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Get a life folks.
If you insult blondes then youre not racist but if you insult blacks you ARE racist? Get a fucking grip on reality please.
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What`s the worst day in a black neighborhood?
Answer: Fathers Day
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this is gayyyyyyy
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where do u hide a black man’s food stamp’s?………in his work boot’s!
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HAAHHA FUNNY ASS JOKES> I LOVE BLACK JOKES THEY ARE HILARIOUS!!
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A black man walks into a library and says’I..’
The librarian interupts ‘Get back in your cage..’
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I said to my black neighbour the other day, ‘you know something, you’re like marmite’
black man says ‘ what cos you either love me or hate me?’
i replied, ‘ no, cos your black and smell’.
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you all are so fuckin racist!
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what don’t you hit a blackman on a bike?? cuz it’s your bike!!!
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why do black people have white palms ?
every one has a little good in em.
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whats long black and smells like shit … the wellfair line
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Well thats pretty funny but look at your facts there are more white people on welfare then black!!! Educate yourself buddy!
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wow lol these arnt even that funny…
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haha lossers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have stopped telling Raciest jokes because Racism is a Crime
And Crime…..
(puts on sunglasses)
Is for blacks
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that was awesome!
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bitch im black its alot of caucasians in jail and alot if blacks as well but there are also alot of succesful blacks while i saw alot of homeless men…….only one was black
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Q:wat do you call a bunch of black people runing down a street
A: a jailbreak
stupid nigger most of them is black in jail jus like the nba natinal black association wen r u black people gonna look at how u act u act like a bunch of retards with a lost cause yaull bitched about the word nigger now thtss all i hear from black people and another thing yaull can crack jokes but whites cant man get ur fuckin priorities straight.
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im mexican fukers and fuk whites and niggers were the hardest working people with fine girls from the the brownest skin tines to the lightest were cool were good looking white people get tan to look brown pussys were born brown
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