Comments on: Black Jokes

By: Dylan J.

Dylan J. — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:27:12 +0000

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sell drugs?
-ones a pharmacist and the others a drugdealer

Why do they put cotton in the tops of medication
bottles?
-To remind black people that they were cotton pickeres before they were drug dealers.

What do black people and apples have in common?
-They both look good hanging off trees.

Why were Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder always smiling?
-Because they didn’t know they were black.

What do black people and semen have in common?
-Only one in a million work.

Why couldn’t the blind black guy read?
-because he was black.

Why are black people so fast?
-All the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call a black guy having sex?
-Rape.

What happened to the black woman that had an abortion?
-Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars.

What do you call a black priest?
-Holy shit.

What word starts with “N” and ends with “R” that you never want to call a black person?
-Neighbor.

Do you remember the black family on the Jetsons?
No?
The future looks pretty good!

Whats the difference between a black jew and a white Jew?
-The black ones have to sit in the back of the gas chamber.

Whats the difference between an African kid and a pair of jeans?
-The jeans only have one fly on it.

Why don’t black people listen to country music?
-Because every time they hear the word ho-down, they think one of their sisters are dead.

Whats long and black?
-The unemployment line.

What do people and jelly beans have in common?
-Nobody likes the black ones.

What is the only positive thing about black people?
-HIV

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
-A pizza can feed a family of four.

Whats the difference between a couch and a black guy?
-A couch can support a family of four.

What do tou call a white guy surrounded by 12 black guys?
-Coach

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By: mary

mary — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:55:39 +0000

y u gota b soo rasist i’m black and it iz very afensive

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By: nora

nora — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 07:39:23 +0000

ok so im half aboriginal, and i get why some people have problems with them personally i do too at times, but if you look around im sure you will see that you’ve probably had problems with people in you own race aswell so stop throwing these abusive race comments around cause at the end of the day it really doesnt matter what race you are, its what kind of person you are.
xx

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By: BrittyBoo

BrittyBoo — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:53:21 +0000

i think black jokes are just SO hilarious you guys, i need more black jokes we really do. im black, but i appreciate these jokes, i dont even care, i love em my white friends think im on crack, but i dont do drugs, and i dont shoot up places either. i love white ppl+ black ppl. i love jokes whether they are about yo momma or black people. all the dumb, sloppy broads who keep commenting on this page with the “dont be racist..or im fucking white suck my balls”..just STFU, i came here for black jokes not to hear you bitch whine and complain. thanks. im gunna go search yo momma jokes now, i suggest you do the same <3

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By: BrittyBoo

BrittyBoo — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:42:51 +0000

i am most deffs black. this site is HILARIOUS!!!! omg omg omg. love it. me and my friends (White, all of them) didn’t want to say black jokes in front of me, but i already knew so many. i love racist jokes…they effing make me LAUGH! omg. love you little cream puffs and you cocoa muffins. <3

Q:what do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
A: a mud slide

Q:what do you call a bunch of blacks running down a hill?
A: a Jail Break

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By: BrittyBoo

BrittyBoo — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:32:13 +0000

oh my. guys guys guys. obviously not every sensible white person hates black people. Every white person i know loves me. my mom is also white.(Also..white people shoot people too, not just black people) thats why i dont give a shit if anyone says nigger, because its just a word. i love black jokes, i love white people, and black people. And BTW i dont wanna look up white jokes because black jokes aree waaay funnier. why cant we all be Green?

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By: Bob Jones

Bob Jones — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 18:19:01 +0000

How can you tell when something’s dirty?
When it’s black

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By: bon

bon — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:15:30 +0000

ITS FUCK I BURNT ONE YOU COCK HEAD

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By: GAZ BNP MAD OV FERRYHILL

GAZ BNP MAD OV FERRYHILL — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:26:34 +0000

FUCK ALL U BLACK CUNTS IF U DONT LIKE WIGHT PPL FUCK OF HOME BNP 4 LIFE U BLACK TWATS

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By: Antoine

Antoine — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 08:04:43 +0000

okay i am black and i don’t give a crap about racism but that was a funny joke no lie lol good one.

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