Black Joke 1
You’re so black you went to night school and the teacher counted you absent.
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Black Joke 2
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
“Wow,” says the bartender “That is really something, where did you get it?”
“Africa,” says the parrot.
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Black Joke 3
It is hard being black.
We get the bad end of the deal with every sport.
Hockey your slapping a black puck around.
Pool you have a white ball trying to knock you in a hole.
The only thing we have is bowling, where you have a black ball trying to knock down a bunch of rednecks.
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Whats black and got four legs 2 niggers lol
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Thats six honkey, if you count our dicks as third legs.
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LETS FUCK!! ALL NIGHT BABY!
I love u! FUCKERS
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my mom is beutifl ert
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MY NAME IS KURT, I AM A SMELLY NIGGER THAT EATS TURDS OFF MY UNCLES FAFA’S CHEST.I AM ALSO HALF ASIAN SO I LIKE FRIED CHICKEN ON RICE, MY BEST FRIEND IS PHILLIP AND I EAT HIS COCK FOR BREAKFAST. ITS PRETTY DELICOUS! CAN I EAT UR COCK TOO!
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thats what smelly crackers do.loll
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wow i love black guys and im mexican!!!!
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lol yeah hah its funny but kinda racist haha but people dont get pissed of if ur black i mean im mexican i see mexicans joke i dont get pissed i laugh but i mean its just joke u know??
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MY NAME IS KURT, I AM A SMELLY NIGGER THAT EATS TURDS OFF MY UNCLES FAFA’S CHEST.I AM ALSO HALF ASIAN SO I LIKE FRIED CHICKEN ON RICE, MY BEST FRIEND IS PHILLIP AND I EAT HIS COCK FOR BREAKFAST.
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woow tht is sooo RASIEST who ever wrtoe this should be arrested!!!!!
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hete wite
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i hate wite holes id shoot all us
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Lol @ people fighting over the internet .
You all make me laugh . (:
People have there own beliefs .
Stay ouut of it !
Its not anyone’s business but there own .
And if you arent racist , why are you even on this website causing drama ?
Personality , your just like everyone else , whether youur black , white , mexican or whatever and if your poor , rich , or anything .
God loves all of us .
And if blacks and mexicans and any other racist wasnt suppose to be on this world then why did god create them ?
Yup ; this is just a waste of my time . Byeee !
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@ Ashton, easy he didn’t
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