Blonde Car Accident Joke

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”

Rating: 3.4
Comment: Shows the 3 year old brain of an blonde, as that’s is something a little kid would do; ignore the real problem and concentrate on something else.

Popularity: 35%

11 Comments on Blonde Car Accident Joke so far »

  1. Jacob19603 said,

    Wrote on May 17, 2007 @ 8:58 pm

    How do you drown A blonde??? Put a mirror At a bottom of a pool

  2. shannon said,

    Wrote on July 23, 2007 @ 2:31 am

    this joke was not very funny to me cuz i am a blond but i have to say it was ok

  3. Holly said,

    Wrote on July 30, 2007 @ 10:54 pm

    HA HA HA that is sooooo crack up!!

  4. Te Ami said,

    Wrote on July 30, 2007 @ 10:56 pm

    That was funny !!! tee hee rite by!!!!!!

  5. Sarah Lawn Land-ham said,

    Wrote on August 30, 2007 @ 1:36 am

    that wath thuper funny dudeeeee!! cmon gang, to the book depothitory!!

  6. Maria said,

    Wrote on October 4, 2007 @ 2:45 pm

    that was so HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

  7. cindy said,

    Wrote on November 27, 2007 @ 2:06 am

    ok there was on the radio jokes about blondes the girl got mad and saw britney spears and said ur the reason theres blond jokes

  8. Phylicia said,

    Wrote on December 14, 2007 @ 6:22 pm

    this just goes to show that blondes are fuckin stupid…lol!

  9. street rods said,

    Wrote on December 17, 2007 @ 9:08 pm

    HAHA I laughed for 1 hr at that!

  10. Street Rods said,

    Wrote on January 2, 2008 @ 6:25 pm

    I just love cars! Great blog btw!

  11. kobi said,

    Wrote on January 4, 2008 @ 3:21 am

    TO DROWN A BLONDE:put a scratch & sniff at the bottom of a pool.

    Once there was this blonde with headphones who went to get her hair cut.When they asked her to take them off,she said,”No,they`re my comfort!” Later she fell asleep & they took her headphones off. when they finished her hair,they tried to wake her up,but she was dead.They listened to her headphones, & they heard,”Breathe in,breathe out……”

    lol

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