Posted on May 18th, 2006 in
Blonde Jokes
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”
Rating: 3.4
Comment: Shows the 3 year old brain of an blonde, as that’s is something a little kid would do; ignore the real problem and concentrate on something else.
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29 responses to Blonde Car Accident Joke
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Haha. You gotta love dumb-blonde jokes.
Always classic.
Always funny.
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i dont know why u want to talk about the joke… its a fucking joke..
laugh
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ha right?? yeaa
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get more jokes you got barely anthing
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I think the Dumb Blonde is an archetype of the divine child, holy fool, and crazy wisdom master who wakes you up by making you look at life differently.
The Dumb Blonde’s soul was not to be constrained by the truck driver’s tiny circle. There was an accident. Could she not be forgiven? As the truck driver attacks her car, she rises above human law to spiritual truth, by making fun of his violent reaction.
In jokes, as in dreams, the automobile is often a symbol of the personality ego, the often false mask that drags around old ideas about what it means to be human.
The Dumb Blonde acts creatively, she’s funny, and awes me with her sense of the possibilities. Rather than react violently to violence as the truck driver wrecks her car on purpose, she reminds us to be total, giddy, and ready to improvise in every moment in time.
Personally, I believe the Dumb Blonde has a lot to teach us about Enlightenment.
Blessings,
A Not-So-Dumb Blonde
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Marya… go 2 fucking hell dude fucking hell. its a fucking joke no need for the forgiving and the enlightenment shit just look at the joke and put something up there thats not totally ghey k? shut the fuck up and die. that would b very awesome. when i read that i wanted to find u and slit ur throat cuz i just spent 2 minutes of my life reading that ghey shit and i think i died a little inside. and im wasting more time writing this aout ur dumb ass so imma end it at go to hell and burn for all eternity till u feel the enlightenment burning ur ass from the inside out and shove the blessings up ur ass queerbait…
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that was stupid it was funny but stupid
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I believe that Brittany was not loved or cared for when she needed it the most, if I could see her slow decline after the birth of Jayden James,why couldn’t those close to her see it, undiagnosed post partum depression can be devastating for all members involved, I think Brittany needed love caring understanding and most of all professional help from early on,if she had that help and security I believe her come back would have happened long ago. PPD is often misunderstood and everything she did was blown out of proportion to apease the public(not her fans they care about her) Depression can be reacurring and Brittany needs strong loving people in her life.
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u r a fat sexy pig
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Blonde jokes are a form of racism.
But somehow its not racism if you insult white people?
Why are these jokes not in the racist category?
Only whites have blonde hair.
If I made a joke about blacks or jews guess which section it would go in to. Its racism for them but not for us???
And according to statistics, blonde women are by far the most intelligient. But thats RACIST to say isint it?
Youre a racist if you dont hate blondes. Or even a Nazi.
Yeah.
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Hey haha that was very funny!!!!
You kinda just described me I’d so do something like that!
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Lol dats crazy dude so funny
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this is funny. haha. LOL
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how do you kill a blonde?
tell her to suck your dick underwater
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this is a great joke! but later please let her not be a blonde. Coz i’m blonde, too & my GPA is 3.8. So what?
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LOL!!
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im blonde.
bite me
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that is really how blondes act
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TO DROWN A BLONDE:put a scratch & sniff at the bottom of a pool.
Once there was this blonde with headphones who went to get her hair cut.When they asked her to take them off,she said,”No,they`re my comfort!” Later she fell asleep & they took her headphones off. when they finished her hair,they tried to wake her up,but she was dead.They listened to her headphones, & they heard,”Breathe in,breathe out……”
lol
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I just love cars! Great blog btw!
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HAHA I laughed for 1 hr at that!
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this just goes to show that blondes are fuckin stupid…lol!
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ok there was on the radio jokes about blondes the girl got mad and saw britney spears and said ur the reason theres blond jokes
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that was so HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
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that wath thuper funny dudeeeee!! cmon gang, to the book depothitory!!
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That was funny !!! tee hee rite by!!!!!!
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HA HA HA that is sooooo crack up!!
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this joke was not very funny to me cuz i am a blond but i have to say it was ok
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How do you drown A blonde??? Put a mirror At a bottom of a pool
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