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		<title>By: BikerBabe1234</title>
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		<dc:creator>BikerBabe1234</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>why was the blondes bellybutton red? turns out guy blondes arent that smart either</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>why was the blondes bellybutton red? turns out guy blondes arent that smart either</p>
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		<title>By: the real man</title>
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		<dc:creator>the real man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>JUST LAUGHING ! DUH 
 I LIKE PEOPLE DIE IN TV WHOAA WHAT é&lt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JUST LAUGHING ! DUH<br />
 I LIKE PEOPLE DIE IN TV WHOAA WHAT é&lt;</p>
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		<title>By: SenorTaco</title>
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		<dc:creator>SenorTaco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Marya... go 2 fucking hell dude fucking hell. its a fucking joke no need for the forgiving and the enlightenment shit just look at the joke and put something up there thats not totally ghey k? shut the fuck up and die. that would b very awesome. when i read that i wanted to find u and slit ur throat cuz i just spent 2 minutes of my life reading that ghey shit and i think i died a little inside. and im wasting more time writing this aout ur dumb ass so imma end it at go to hell and burn for all eternity till u feel the enlightenment burning ur ass from the inside out and shove the blessings up ur ass queerbait...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marya&#8230; go 2 fucking hell dude fucking hell. its a fucking joke no need for the forgiving and the enlightenment shit just look at the joke and put something up there thats not totally ghey k? shut the fuck up and die. that would b very awesome. when i read that i wanted to find u and slit ur throat cuz i just spent 2 minutes of my life reading that ghey shit and i think i died a little inside. and im wasting more time writing this aout ur dumb ass so imma end it at go to hell and burn for all eternity till u feel the enlightenment burning ur ass from the inside out and shove the blessings up ur ass queerbait&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Happypeople101</title>
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		<dc:creator>Happypeople101</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hey whats up</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey whats up</p>
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		<title>By: Shasha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shasha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:43:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha. You gotta love dumb-blonde jokes. 
Always classic.
Always funny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha. You gotta love dumb-blonde jokes.<br />
Always classic.<br />
Always funny.</p>
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		<title>By: megg</title>
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		<dc:creator>megg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i dont know why u want to talk about the joke... its a fucking joke..
laugh 
ha
ha
ha right?? yeaa</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i dont know why u want to talk about the joke&#8230; its a fucking joke..<br />
laugh<br />
ha<br />
ha<br />
ha right?? yeaa</p>
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		<title>By: vasiliy</title>
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		<dc:creator>vasiliy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 22:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>get more jokes you got barely anthing</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>get more jokes you got barely anthing</p>
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		<title>By: Marya</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marya</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 20:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think the Dumb Blonde is an archetype of the divine child, holy fool, and crazy wisdom master who wakes you up by making you look at life differently. 

The Dumb Blonde&#039;s soul was not to be constrained by the truck driver&#039;s tiny circle. There was an accident. Could she not be forgiven? As the truck driver attacks her car, she rises above human law to spiritual truth, by making fun of his violent reaction.

In jokes, as in dreams, the automobile is often a symbol of the personality ego, the often false mask that drags around old ideas about what it means to be human. 

The Dumb Blonde acts creatively, she&#039;s funny, and awes me with her sense of the possibilities. Rather than react violently to violence as the truck driver wrecks her car on purpose, she reminds us to be total, giddy, and ready to improvise in every moment in time. 

Personally, I believe the Dumb Blonde has a lot to teach us about Enlightenment.

Blessings, 
A Not-So-Dumb Blonde</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think the Dumb Blonde is an archetype of the divine child, holy fool, and crazy wisdom master who wakes you up by making you look at life differently. </p>
<p>The Dumb Blonde&#8217;s soul was not to be constrained by the truck driver&#8217;s tiny circle. There was an accident. Could she not be forgiven? As the truck driver attacks her car, she rises above human law to spiritual truth, by making fun of his violent reaction.</p>
<p>In jokes, as in dreams, the automobile is often a symbol of the personality ego, the often false mask that drags around old ideas about what it means to be human. </p>
<p>The Dumb Blonde acts creatively, she&#8217;s funny, and awes me with her sense of the possibilities. Rather than react violently to violence as the truck driver wrecks her car on purpose, she reminds us to be total, giddy, and ready to improvise in every moment in time. </p>
<p>Personally, I believe the Dumb Blonde has a lot to teach us about Enlightenment.</p>
<p>Blessings,<br />
A Not-So-Dumb Blonde</p>
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		<title>By: alexis</title>
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		<dc:creator>alexis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 17:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that was stupid it was funny but stupid</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that was stupid it was funny but stupid</p>
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		<title>By: Britney Spears Can</title>
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		<dc:creator>Britney Spears Can</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 11:24:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I believe that Brittany was not loved or cared for when she needed it the most, if I could see her slow decline after the birth of Jayden James,why couldn&#039;t those close to her see it, undiagnosed post partum depression can be devastating for all members involved, I think Brittany needed love caring understanding and most of all professional help from early on,if she had that help and security I believe her come back would have happened long ago. PPD is often misunderstood and everything she did was blown out of proportion to apease the public(not her fans they care about her) Depression can be reacurring and Brittany needs strong loving people in her life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I believe that Brittany was not loved or cared for when she needed it the most, if I could see her slow decline after the birth of Jayden James,why couldn&#8217;t those close to her see it, undiagnosed post partum depression can be devastating for all members involved, I think Brittany needed love caring understanding and most of all professional help from early on,if she had that help and security I believe her come back would have happened long ago. PPD is often misunderstood and everything she did was blown out of proportion to apease the public(not her fans they care about her) Depression can be reacurring and Brittany needs strong loving people in her life.</p>
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