Joke - Blonde Car Accident Joke
Joke Published on May 18th, 2006 by Joker in Blonde Jokes, Blondes in Car JokesOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”
Rating: 3.4
Comment: Shows the 3 year old brain of an blonde, as that’s is something a little kid would do; ignore the real problem and concentrate on something else.
Popularity: 37%
May 17th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
How do you drown A blonde??? Put a mirror At a bottom of a pool
July 23rd, 2007 at 2:31 am
this joke was not very funny to me cuz i am a blond but i have to say it was ok
July 30th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
HA HA HA that is sooooo crack up!!
July 30th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
That was funny !!! tee hee rite by!!!!!!
August 30th, 2007 at 1:36 am
that wath thuper funny dudeeeee!! cmon gang, to the book depothitory!!
October 4th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
that was so HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
November 27th, 2007 at 2:06 am
ok there was on the radio jokes about blondes the girl got mad and saw britney spears and said ur the reason theres blond jokes
December 14th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
this just goes to show that blondes are fuckin stupid…lol!
December 17th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
HAHA I laughed for 1 hr at that!
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:25 pm
I just love cars! Great blog btw!
January 4th, 2008 at 3:21 am
TO DROWN A BLONDE:put a scratch & sniff at the bottom of a pool.
Once there was this blonde with headphones who went to get her hair cut.When they asked her to take them off,she said,”No,they`re my comfort!” Later she fell asleep & they took her headphones off. when they finished her hair,they tried to wake her up,but she was dead.They listened to her headphones, & they heard,”Breathe in,breathe out……”
lol
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:24 pm
that is really how blondes act
June 7th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
im blonde.
bite me
August 1st, 2008 at 1:08 pm
LOL!!