Posted on May 5th, 2006 in
Blonde Jokes
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, “Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?”
The blonde said, “I’m sorry sir, but wherever I go, there’s always a tree in front of me and I can’t seem to get away from it!”
The cop looked at her and said, “Lady, that’s your air freshener!”
Rating: 4.6/5
Comment: A funny joke to anybody who’s ever been behind a bad blonde driver for a large stretch of road, or know a blonde who is that short sighted.
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fuckin funny. dumbass blondes!
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It’s good to be blonde, sort of!
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THAT WAS HELLA FUNNY ….HA HA HA …….SIKE .
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That was kinda funny i guess!
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