Joke Published on May 5th, 2006 by Joker in Blondes in Car Jokes
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A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, “Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?”
The blonde said, “I’m sorry sir, but wherever I go, there’s always a tree in front of me and I can’t seem to get away from it!”
The cop looked at her and said, “Lady, that’s your air freshener!”
Rating: 4.6/5
Comment: A funny joke to anybody who’s ever been behind a bad blonde driver for a large stretch of road, or know a blonde who is that short sighted.
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December 14th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
That was kinda funny i guess!
June 11th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
THAT WAS HELLA FUNNY ….HA HA HA …….SIKE .
August 27th, 2008 at 5:14 am
It’s good to be blonde, sort of!