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Blonde in a Boat.

Posted on February 27th, 2007 in Really Funny Jokes

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"

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tia
Comment on Blonde in a Boat. (October 18th, 2009 at 07:00)

i dont get it

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- rosia
  Comment on Blonde in a Boat. (November 13th, 2009 at 13:10)
  
  you don’t get it because you are blond
  
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victoria
Comment on Blonde in a Boat. (March 23rd, 2008 at 23:06)

the dumb blonde caused another bad name. she is so stupid.

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