Posted on September 27th, 2006 in
Blonde Jokes
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, “I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?”
“Why sure,”; said the manager, “we have something that works especially well for that.”
A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice.
“No, no! A little to the left,” said the other dumb blonde inside the car.
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