Joke - Blonde rowing boat Jokes
Joke Published on May 18th, 2006 by Joker in Blonde JokesRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said “You know - it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!”
To this, the other blonde replies “I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and drown her.”
Rating:4.6/5
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A variation of this shown below.
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Blonde in a boat.
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you’re doing? It’s things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your butt!”
rating: 4.9/5
Popularity: 16%
August 23rd, 2006 at 5:11 pm
I don’t get why everyone thinks blondes are so dumb. Why can’t we just change the blonde jokes into guy jokes. Men are dumber then any blonde will ever be.
April 4th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
The reason they won’t rename blond jokes to men jokes is because; “well think about it for a minute.” If you’re blond and thinking about this I will give you an extra week to respond.
July 31st, 2007 at 8:06 pm
and because blond jokes are crack up (no Offense if ur a blond)
January 4th, 2008 at 3:37 am
most blondes really are idiots, & you VERY rarely see a blonde genius.
February 6th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I think it’s a bit harsh guys because i am blonde but i’m not stupid. lol. But oh well have your fun
xoxo
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:12 pm
i agree, just change SOME of the blonde jokes to men jokes. not all of them we still need our laughs!!!
April 24th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I’m a blond smart one I may add with a very good educational background
I love blond joke they should remain blond joke that’s the fun about it and hey everyone knows blond joke are stupid it’s because it’s the only joke brunette can understand so all us blonds out their laugh have fun it’s not personal, IF you can’t laugh about them don’t read them…
May 28th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Blondes are superior
the whole world loves blondes
we make you laugh and love
it’s all a very good thing
kisses
the hot superior smart blonde
June 11th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
WHATS THE BIG DEAL ON ALL OF THIS BLONDE STUFF , ITS FUNNY SO JUST LEAVE IT ALONE . SHEESH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD !! JK .
June 24th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
well for 1 my blonde friend guys use 4.1 % of their brain while chicas like u use 3.9 that is for normal chicks…plus u blondes are so obsesed by money that u forget to use ur 3 CM of white stuff above ur ears called brains
July 8th, 2008 at 6:36 am
okay im a blonde.
but im not stupid although i do have my blonde moments there….
like this one day i was on the phone with my friend erica, and i was outsidee, and idk why but my patio door is wierd and locks from the outsidee and i was done talking on the phone and tried to open the door and like i said i guess it was my blonde moment and i couldnt open it, becasue it was locked(it locks from the outsidelike i said) and i called 911 and told them i was locked on my patio and need help and they said the only thing they said they can do i send a fireman..
becasue everyone was gonafrom thehouse for a week, they had vacation while i was in summer school thats why i didnt go. and soo the firemen got there and were mad that they wasted there time on me.. and thought it was a joke. and started laughing at me and said.. wow, what a blonde! and crap..
i mean i was really blonde at that moment but im not that dumb. even though i was in summer school ahah.
but still mostt blondes are pretty too.(:
haha.soo i think everyone is just having fun and im not offended by the blonde jokes i find them quite funny(:
even thoguh i am a blonde i still dont care.haha(: