Posted on May 18th, 2006 in
Blonde Jokes
Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said “You know – it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!”
To this, the other blonde replies “I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and drown her.”
Rating:4.6/5
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A variation of this shown below.
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Blonde in a boat.
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you’re doing? It’s things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your butt!”
rating: 4.9/5
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21 responses to Blonde rowing boat Jokes
Okay, they make them blond Jokes, because a lot of blonds have no Common sense, but they have book smarts, and men are not dumb I would have to disagree with you there
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steph hahaha u r right , jared himself dont know how to spell it reight ???? LOL!!!!!
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Jared, look who’s talking! You spelt ‘illiterate’ wrong, idiot.
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everybody who has left a comment on here needs to learn how to spell you are all alliterate
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Glad you dont care tyler.
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This is to magnus. YA RITE
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Thats funny!Its probly only funny because I’m not blond he he.
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Blondes are 100% the sexiest women alive ever in all time on earth. More beautiful than any other creature ever.
Love them if you are lucky enough to have a blonde wife. She willbe your rock, your anchor , your reason to live.
I love blonde women because they are special.
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If blondes are made fun of because they have more fun, then the person that started this must have been confused or just plain out stupid! I’m a blonde and I don’t have more fun than anyother person. Oh, and I’m still a virgin! I know how to say NO! And I’m not stupid!!!!!
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Yeah, I’m a blonde male, I don’t mind blonde jokes, guy jokes, brunette jokes, redhead jokes, blah blah blah… Aaaaaanyway, completely off topic here but, I like pie. Hehe… Wasting everyone’s time just so I can type what was REALLY on my mind. I bet you look gorgeous Nicole. Well, I’ll check up here in a bit, bye.
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okay im a blonde.
but im not stupid although i do have my blonde moments there….
like this one day i was on the phone with my friend erica, and i was outsidee, and idk why but my patio door is wierd and locks from the outsidee and i was done talking on the phone and tried to open the door and like i said i guess it was my blonde moment and i couldnt open it, becasue it was locked(it locks from the outsidelike i said) and i called 911 and told them i was locked on my patio and need help and they said the only thing they said they can do i send a fireman..
becasue everyone was gonafrom thehouse for a week, they had vacation while i was in summer school thats why i didnt go. and soo the firemen got there and were mad that they wasted there time on me.. and thought it was a joke. and started laughing at me and said.. wow, what a blonde! and crap..
i mean i was really blonde at that moment but im not that dumb. even though i was in summer school ahah.
but still mostt blondes are pretty too.(:
haha.soo i think everyone is just having fun and im not offended by the blonde jokes i find them quite funny(:
even thoguh i am a blonde i still dont care.haha(:
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well for 1 my blonde friend guys use 4.1 % of their brain while chicas like u use 3.9 that is for normal chicks…plus u blondes are so obsesed by money that u forget to use ur 3 CM of white stuff above ur ears called brains
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WHATS THE BIG DEAL ON ALL OF THIS BLONDE STUFF , ITS FUNNY SO JUST LEAVE IT ALONE . SHEESH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD !! JK .
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Blondes are superior
the whole world loves blondes
we make you laugh and love
it’s all a very good thing
kisses
the hot superior smart blonde
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I’m a blond smart one I may add with a very good educational background
I love blond joke they should remain blond joke that’s the fun about it and hey everyone knows blond joke are stupid it’s because it’s the only joke brunette can understand so all us blonds out their laugh have fun it’s not personal, IF you can’t laugh about them don’t read them…
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i agree, just change SOME of the blonde jokes to men jokes. not all of them we still need our laughs!!!
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I think it’s a bit harsh guys because i am blonde but i’m not stupid. lol. But oh well have your fun
xoxo
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most blondes really are idiots, & you VERY rarely see a blonde genius.
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and because blond jokes are crack up (no Offense if ur a blond)
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The reason they won’t rename blond jokes to men jokes is because; “well think about it for a minute.” If you’re blond and thinking about this I will give you an extra week to respond.
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I don’t get why everyone thinks blondes are so dumb. Why can’t we just change the blonde jokes into guy jokes. Men are dumber then any blonde will ever be.
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