Posted on May 15th, 2006 in
Blonde Jokes
One day this cop pulls over a dumb blonde for speeding.
The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.
”You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.”
Rating: 4/5
Comment: Wouldn’t be surprised if a blondie didn’t know what a driving licence is for.
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7 responses to Dumb Blondes and Cops Joke
that was a goog one but i could have been a little better though that u my opinion though!!!!!! =p
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That was the dumbest joke ever I’m never coming to this site ever again!!!
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This joke is just so-so. Got anything better than that? Throw it on me.
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This joke is dum i got a better one
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This was a great joke but i think that it could be better then what you guys take it for. but then again that’s just me.
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DUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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it was dum dry and the gayest joke EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. holly youngers a freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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