Brought to you by comedycentral.comOne day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.
”You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.”
Rating: 4/5
Comment: Wouldn’t be surprised if a blondie didn’t know what a driving licence is for.
Popularity: 15%
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July 30th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
it was dum dry and the gayest joke EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. holly youngers a freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 30th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
DUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 12th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
This was a great joke but i think that it could be better then what you guys take it for. but then again that’s just me.
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:39 am
This joke is dum i got a better one