Posted on April 24th, 2006 in
Blonde Jokes
Two dumb blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.
Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other dumb blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded,
“HURRY, HURRY, IT’S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!”
Rating: 4.2
Comment: A bit long and full of irrelevant details, yet funny all the same. Funny to anybody who has locked themselves out of a car, and has wished they had a sunroof.
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4 responses to Dumb Blondes In Convertible Car Joke
Joejina just doesn’t get it. Does anyone have a chalk board?
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I’m blonde and I don’t find this joke funny.
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I’m not a blonde but i probably would have did the same thing…lol…!
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that was cracked but they must of ben pretty blond
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