Posted on December 2nd, 2006 in
Really Funny Jokes
A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, “The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars.”"Why does that parrot cost so much?” the man wondered.The owner replied, “Well, it knows how to use a computer.”The man asked
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