Q: What do cows do for entertainment?
A: Go to moo-vies.Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
A: Baker. Because they’re making cow pies regularly.Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.Q: What band is a cow favorite?
A: Moo-dy Blues
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