An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?”"Yes,” said the Navy brat.”My dad has built them.”Then the naval kid spoke: “And do you know the Dead Sea?”"Yes.”"It’s my dad who’s killed it!”
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