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Little Emily, the minister's daughter, ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break."What's wrong, dear?" asked the pastor."My doll! Billy broke it!" she sobbed."How did he break it, Emily?""I hit him over...
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out of the tree. Read in full at Raking Blonde...
A girl says to a salesman, "I'm not sure if I should buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker."He says, "Well, that depends. Are you gonna sweat, or are you gonna break wind?" Read in full at...
There were 11 people - ten men and one woman - hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn't, the rope...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at...
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."The second said, "I...
My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."My Mother taught me MEDICINE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're...
- If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!- To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!- If you needed a break from life, click on...
My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a domestic dispute. We spoke with the couple and the problem was quickly resolved.On leaving, I was admiring the...
When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator. It listed some goals my dad had set for himself: Help wife more; lose weight; be more productive...
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