Posted on December 19th, 2006 in
Really Funny Jokes
Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly.After the coroner leaves with Steve''s body, Bob volunteers to inform Steve''s wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms.”Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?”"Steve''s wife gave it to me!”"What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?”"Well, before I broke the news to her, I asked her if she was Steve''s widow. And, she said she wasn''t, so I said I''d bet her a six-pack she was!”
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Posted on December 19th, 2006 in
Really Funny Jokes
Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly.After the coroner leaves with Steve''s body, Bob volunteers to inform Steve''s wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms.”Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?”"Steve''s wife gave it to me!”"What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?”"Well, before I broke the news to her, I asked her if she was Steve''s widow. And, she said she wasn''t, so I said I''d bet her a six-pack she was!”
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