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Words of Navajo Wisdom

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Little Emily, the minister's daughter, ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break."What's wrong, dear?" asked the pastor."My doll! Billy broke it!" she sobbed."How did he break it, Emily?""I hit him over...

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- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.- It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to...