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I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles...
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a...
A police officer stopped a car which was zigzagging alarmingly and asked the driver what he was doing."I am learning to drive," was the reply."What? without an instructor ?" exclaimed the officer."Oh yes," answered the...
As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag.When I went to pick it...
As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag. When I went to pick...
Vanity Plates seen on a Mercedes Benz in California - WAS HISWealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills - Making the last car payment.The trouble with Sunday drivers is, they don't drive any better...
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test.The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I...
- Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.- Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an...
- Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers- Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted- Drunk gets nine months in violin case- Juvenile court to try shooting defendant- Killer sentenced to die for...
A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time...
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