Posted on June 23rd, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
A couple had been looking at new cars for months. He wanted a simple truck and she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zoom through traffic and look like a princess. He would have settled for almost any old truck, but everything she wanted was way out of price range.”Look!” she said. ”
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