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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game.'I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,' she...
- You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt the screen says: "Not worth wasting paper", and ejects your card. You try to get a balance inquiry, and the...
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete...
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I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping...
Peter walked up to his teacher s desk, holding a report card with a big red F. "If I were you," said Peter, "I would change this while you still can.""Why is that?" asked the teacher. "Because...
A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived,...
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game."I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she...
A conceited new rookie was pitching his first game. He walked the first five men he faced and the manager took him out of the game.The rookie slammed his glove on the ground as he...
A conceited new rookie was pitching his first game. He walked the first five men he faced and the manager took him out of the game. The rookie slammed his glove on the ground as...
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