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Cats Playing Poker

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?Too many cheetahs. Read in full at Cats Playing Poker...

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Lawyers Playing Poker

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Drop Dead Poker

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time...

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Not Me Your Honor

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Celestial Poker joke

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A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa …

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Twenty Uses for Fruitcake

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