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How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?That light bulb's never getting changed. Permalink Democratic Light Bulb Replacement Policy...
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to change the bulb, one to call the media and publicize it, and one to blame the electric bill on the Democrats. Permalink Republican...
Zodiac Joke 1 Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh? Zodiac Joke 2 Q: How many...
Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW...
Q: How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. The egomaniac holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him. Read in full at Egomaniac...
Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: That's "womyn" with a Y, and it's not funny! Permalink With a "Y"...
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Californians don't screw in light bulbs they screw in hot tubs....
* Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.* If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos.....then you probably haven't...
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: What? You don't know? Permalink How many hipsters does it take......
A woman driving in Brooklyn stopped her car for a red light. However, when the light turned green again, she just stayed right where she was.When the light had changed several times and she still...
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