Joke Published on February 28th, 2008 by Joker in Uncategorized
A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."
So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?' " he asks.
"You gave me the wrong key!"
Read in full at Chastity Belt
Popularity: 1%
You can follow any responses to Chastity Belt through the RSS Comments Feed.
You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
Related posts to Chastity Belt
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things...
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.- It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're...
The radiation belts surrounding the earth were discovered almost simultaneously by VanAllen and another scientist named Fan. VanAllen published first, or else the earth would...
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says,...
Why do hipsters have such a hard time with karate?
They cant get past the white belt.
Read in full at Why do hipsters have such a...
