- Are you a surgeon? Cause you’ve just taken my heart away!
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something … My Jaw !!!
- If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
- When God made you, he was showing off
- It’s not my fault I fell in love.
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