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Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.One turned to the other and said, "Hello."The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that." Read in full at Too much analysis...
One night , in a sleepy town a huge chemical plant exploded into flames. The alarm went off and departments from miles around raced to the scene. After fighting the fire for over an hour...
After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire."But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to...
- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.- He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.- Every calendar's days are numbered.- A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours...
In the human body, which organ is in charge?All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run...
Table of Elements: C = carbonHo = holmiumCo = cobaltLa = lanthanumTe = telluriumCHoCoLaTe - Better living through chemistry! Read in full at Better Living Through Chemistry...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat...
Four men rode in a car: a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a computer engineer. The car stalled out. The mechanical engineer said, "It must be the pistons; let's repair them and be...
There are four engineers traveling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down. "Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have...
A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stumped. The frog population, despite efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate.A chemist at a nearby college came...
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