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The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?""Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue."Do you...
A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road. He rushes...
A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order."I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream."The girl behind the counter says "I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about...
With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible.In one particularly cruel move, the proprietors of a chocolate catalog purchased the mailing list of...
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face."Why are you rubbing that cream on you face, mommy?" heasked."To stay pretty for daddy," said his mother.A few minutes later, she...
Q. How do astronauts eat their ice creams? A. In floatsQ: How do you make a dinosaur float?A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer and add one dinosaur!Q: What...
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny."None, they all fly away with...
- So many men, so few who can afford me- God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends- If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going!- My mother is a travel agent for...
Martha's way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone.====Martha's way: Use a meat...
The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him: "Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?" Sartre replied, "Yes, I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but...
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