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Even though he could not tell time, my three-year-old grandson was wearing a watch when I visited. Later, when I was putting on my coat to leave, I asked him what time it was. He looked at...
One night recently, my phone rang several times throughout the evening. Each time, a woman's voice asked for Ben.Each time I politely explained that I lived alone, my name wasn't Ben, and she had a...
My Parents had not been out together in quite some time.One Saturday, as Mom was finishing the dinner dishes, my father stepped up behind her."Would you like to go out, girl?" he asked.Not even turning...
A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgot his watch. He searchs for someone who could give him the...
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"God said, "No, you have...
- There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.- The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization. (For instance,...
Every Monday morning for years, at about 11:30 am, the telephone operator in a small Sierra-Nevada town received a call from a man asking the exact time.One day the operator summed-up the nerve to ask...
A customer calls the round-the-clock tech support hotline to ask what hours the call center is open."The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week," says the technician who answers...
Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and especially liberal arts majors." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based...
Time Joke 1 A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing,...
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