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Funny Christmas Carols

No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites: Funny Christmas Carol 1 Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly Funny Christmas Carol 2 He's makin'...

Modern Technology

I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping...

Christmas Thank You Notes Joke

One Christmas, mom decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result, their grandmother never received acknowledgments of the generous checks she had given the...

Christmas Tattoo Joke

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor a few weeks before Christmas. She gets into the tattooists chair and tells the tattoo artist, "I want two Christmas tattoos, one on each of my inner thighs. I...

Minimum Wage Earner

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete...

Christmas Present Joke

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately...

Three Christmas Gifts Joke

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the Christmas gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big...

Funny T-Shirt – Merry Fucking Christmas

Merry Fucking Christmas T Shirt Type: Funny T-Shirts Merry Fucking Christmas novelty t-shirt, made from 100% cotton, available in american apparel, hanes, long sleeve ringer & women's styles. Funny t-shirts for fun loving people.... Merry Fucking Christmas...

Rudolph the Red Nosed Wino Christmas Carol

Rudolph the red nosed wino, Had a very shiny nose, And if you got too close to him, He would take off his clothes. All of the other winos, Used to laugh and call him names, They never let poor Rudolph, Join...

The Very First Christmas Story Joke

A little boy returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all about the Wise Men from the East who brought gifts to the Baby Jesus. He was...