Chuck Norris Joke 1
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris Joke 2
Chuck Norris doesn’t stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Chuck Norris Joke 3
Chuck Norris doesn’t throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris Joke 4
Chuck Norris doesnt use after shave, he uses liquid hot magma.
Chuck Norris Joke 5
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris Joke 6
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That’s true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris Joke 7
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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chuck norris dosnt wear a watch… HE desides what time it is
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Chuck Norris Can punch you in the soul. Chuck Norris is the only person who can punch you in the back of the face. Chuck Norris is what killed Amelia Earhart, He round house kicked somthing so fast, his foot went back in time and kicked her plane out of the sky.
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i know lots chuck norris can divide by zero for chuck norris anything + anything = one rounouse kick to the face staring at chuck norris for long periods of time without proper eye protection can result in foot sized bruises to the face
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Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.
Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris Pajamas
Chuck Norris went back in time to stop the JFK assasination, as Oswald shot the gun Norris stopped the bullets with his beard. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazment.
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I votta good one. Little Kids check under the bed for the Boogey man. The Bogey man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. And Another. When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesnt get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised. LOL
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