Comments on: Chuck Norris is Da Man Jokes

By: J-J

J-J — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:10:01 +0000

Chuck Norris does not have a key on his computer. Chuck Norris is always in control
LOL

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By: Chuck Norris(IM NOT CHUCK NORRIS)

Chuck Norris(IM NOT CHUCK NORRIS) — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 12:07:10 +0000

chuck norris dosnt wear a watch… HE desides what time it is

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By: blackguy

blackguy — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 08:30:39 +0000

Chuck Norris Can punch you in the soul. Chuck Norris is the only person who can punch you in the back of the face. Chuck Norris is what killed Amelia Earhart, He round house kicked somthing so fast, his foot went back in time and kicked her plane out of the sky.

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By: lololol

lololol — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 15:19:26 +0000

i know lots chuck norris can divide by zero for chuck norris anything + anything = one rounouse kick to the face staring at chuck norris for long periods of time without proper eye protection can result in foot sized bruises to the face

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By: mike Taylor

mike Taylor — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 01:55:44 +0000

Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.

Chuck Norris hates Raymond.

Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris Pajamas

Chuck Norris went back in time to stop the JFK assasination, as Oswald shot the gun Norris stopped the bullets with his beard. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazment.

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By: Robbo

Robbo — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 06:10:42 +0000

I votta good one. Little Kids check under the bed for the Boogey man. The Bogey man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. And Another. When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesnt get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised. LOL

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