Comments on: Chuck Norris Jokes

By: Giovanni

Giovanni — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:31:10 +0000

America experienced a baby-boom after American women experienced Chuck Norris.

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By: ur momma

ur momma — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:09:57 +0000

all ur guys jokes suck

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By: chris

chris — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:18:35 +0000

when chuck goes to a clinic to donate blood he declines the needle and asks for a handgun and a bucket.

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By: chris

chris — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:06:29 +0000

Dragons breath fire, chuck Norris breathes dragons.
chuck norris’ sperm is 9million degrees and have built in speed boat engines.
chuck Norris created the Renaissance when he round house kicked to earth making everyone to afraid to fight so they made paintings instead

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By: Katrina

Katrina — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 13:07:19 +0000

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a lizard. the creature that exists today is known as the snake.

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By: Katrina

Katrina — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 13:04:26 +0000

Chuck Norris was stranded in the desert, he got bit by a cobra. after five days of excuciating pain, the cobra died.

Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off of Batman.

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By: andrew

andrew — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:17:48 +0000

apple pays chuck norris $2 if he wistles a song

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By: andrew

andrew — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:10:20 +0000

the death note series ended when there was a plot twist were light tried to write Chuck Norris in the death note at which point the original authors head exploded

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By: blahooplah

blahooplah — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 03:40:30 +0000

chuck norris invented hamburgers by throwing a cow at a chain link fence

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By: Joker

Joker — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:55:47 +0000

Tornadoes don’t really exist, its just Chuck Norris running around in circles.

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