Comments on: Chuck Norris Jokes

By: masturcheef

masturcheef — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 18:00:06 +0000

jesus walks on water …. but chuck norris swims on land

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By: ruby

ruby — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:04:57 +0000

..people wear payamas with superman..superman wears payamas with chuck norris..

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By: Tyler

Tyler — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:11:28 +0000

Humans are like a video game to god. When he was looking up cheat codes, he discovered chuck norris.

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By: phil

phil — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 15:17:18 +0000

chuck norris is so strong he can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

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By: Tyler

Tyler — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 19:30:12 +0000

chuck norris once died… in Tim Teebow’s dreams

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By: qwerty

qwerty — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:01:41 +0000

God said let their be light. chuck norris said say please.

everytime chuck norris smokes weed it is considered being ahead of schedule cause 420 waits for him

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By: loolz

loolz — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:40:54 +0000

chuck norris doesnt get heart attacks because chuck norris’s heart isnt stupid enought to atack him

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By: cftsk8er

cftsk8er — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 09:23:33 +0000

when asked wat kind of car he drives, Chuck replied , “Don’t you mean what kind of car drives Me?” .

The Bermuda Triangle are not “alien hunting grounds”, its “Chuck Norris’s hunting grounds”

Chuck Norris’ daughter lost her virginity, and Chuck got it back.

The first five letters of Chucks alphabet are I, K, I, L, and U.

Chuck Norris was simply tired of the dinosaurs’ crap and wiped them out, asexually reproduced, and thus mankind was born.

bonus yo momma joke:
Yo mommas like Geicho, she so easy a caveman could do her.

How do you guys like my C N jokes?? hope to get positive feedback

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By: cftsk8er

cftsk8er — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 09:08:55 +0000

Jesus has a shirt that says ” Chuck Norris is my homie.”

Chuck knows everything in the universe…. except the definition of mercy.

Everything you own is yours…. unless Chuck Norris decides its not.

everything in Chuck Norris’s way is instantly eradicated.

God made Earth so Chuck Norris would have a place to stay, everyone else are just guests.

When Chuck di…… who am i kidding!!!??

When Chuck’s house gets broken into, people leave stuff for Norris, than he roundhouse kicks them in the face.

when he was born, Chuck Norris was slapped on his *** by the doctor, only to find himself being roundhouse kicked.

everything you have, u are just renting from Chuck Norris.

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By: Alums

Alums — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 03:25:51 +0000

Chuck Norris had an affair with Santa’s wife && he still isn’t on the naughty list.

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