Comments on: Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick Jokes

By: jj1994

jj1994 — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 06:22:42 +0000

Fact: Chuck Norris invented the toothpick by accidentally roundhouse kicking a tree into 10,000 pieces.

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By: Shane

Shane — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 04:30:26 +0000

There is no God. There is only. . Chuck.

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By: Shane

Shane — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 04:28:43 +0000

The Problem Chuck Norris Is equal to or less than doesn’t exist.
It’s always Chuck Norris Is Greater than everything.

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By: Shane

Shane — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 04:25:36 +0000

The equation: 1CNRhK explains all creation of time, space, evolution, life, and most importantly; Death.

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By: Shane

Shane — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 04:23:43 +0000

Chuck Norris doesn’t have the ability to seek out danger. When he’s around there is no danger greater than he.

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By: NRF

NRF — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:34:54 +0000

Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is so powerful, it can send you back in time before time!!

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By: Joker

Joker — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:54:42 +0000

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, his leg breaks the speed of light and he kills you yesterday.

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By: Joker

Joker — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:54:26 +0000

CHUCK NORRIS AND BRUCE LEE FOUGHT!!! CHUCK NORRIS ROUND HOUSE KICKED BRUCE LEE AND SPLIT HIM IN TWO! AND THE END RESULT WAS JACKIE CHAN AND JET LI….LOL

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By: Justin

Justin — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 02:01:49 +0000

Chuck Norris went back in time to save JFK from assasination. He swiftly caught 2 bullets in his beard and round housed the assasin. To bad JFKs head exploded in shear amazement.

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By: Jesse

Jesse — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:07:30 +0000

A theory suggests that tornados are the result of the abrupt wind currents caused by Chuck Norris when he does roundhouse kicks as morning excercise.

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