Posted on October 1st, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best.
“My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands.”
“My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands.”
“I've got you both beat. My dad's so good because he works for the city. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30.”
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