Posted on January 24th, 2008 in Uncategorized
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee”.The husband said, ” You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it,
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