Posted on May 20th, 2006 in
Technology Jokes
Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
Men concluded that computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. Only the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you spend half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Rating: 4/5
Comment: A joke that both sexes will agree on.
Related posts to Computer Gender Joke
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete: Any computer you own.
Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3: Apple's new...
Overheard in a computer shop:Customer: “I'd like a mouse mat, please.”Salesperson: “Certainly sir, we've got a large variety.”Customer: “But will they be compatible with my computer?”
Read in full at Overheard in a computer shop......
- Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my gosh! They've found me!" and bolt.
- Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and...
I'm sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so you'll be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what's been going on since your computer...
- Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.- Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and...
Funny Computer Joke 1
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
Funny Computer Joke 2
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
Funny Computer Joke 3
11th commandment - Covet not thy...
- A hacker can get into the most sensitive computer in the world before intermission and guess the secret password in two tries.- Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function. (See "Demolition Man" and countless...
At a computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five...
The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for computer consultants on campus. The predominant questions this term pertain to "getting into" E-mail and how to access the "Information...
- Computer manufacturers are considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.- A technician received a call from a man...
Leave a reply to Computer Gender Joke